wretched thing

It makes me happy when they listen

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say 'god forbid women do anything'

the court alchemist has successfully produced a blue raspberry potion

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work

before you ship something stop and ask yourself... Is this otp material? Make sure your characters are:

"so how did you two meet"

she messaged me on tumblr and we became obsessed with each other literally immediately and now we are bound by the red string of fate

can they like release new vegetables 

there should be a way to enable anons but only from ur mutuals. u wont know who said it but u know its coming from inside the house

citationless behavior

sourceless behavior

hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.