i haven't seen this here yet so heads up

Here’s the link with instructions on how to opt out of arbitration.

Oh hey, fuck you, Etsy

inaccurate, they will survive.

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

love the red on this one. real

To whoever needed to hear it

What the devil are you talking about

Ok just for curiosity reasons

I genuinely hate to say this but please reblog if you hit the like button for a larger sample size thank you <3

the results are SO FRICKING FUNNY

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Oh for Gandalf's Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

That's not how demographics work.

It could be if we’re all brave enough

Reblog to turn everybody gay by 2047

as always, xkcd has a comic for this

[image: three shots of a weather reporter. in all three, she's wearing the same bright sky blue top and snowflake pendant, with a puffy white belt that's big enough to cover her from waist to mid-thigh and wide enough to double as an elbow rest. the first shot shows she's in front on a green screen and wearing a skirt in green-screen green. consequently, in the second and third shots, it looks as though her top half is floating on a cloud in front of the local weather map or the partly cloudy sky.]

if your boss ain't lookin do a little nothin. treat yourself.

I think a lot of people need to realize how intentionally orchestrated recent events are. The US judges didnt do this when Trump was president. They waited for Biden’s presidency. They waited for a chance to make his supporters blame him. They waited to do it right before the midterm elections, with enough time to drive people apart but not enough time to distribute voting resources and pull them back together.

They could’ve done this a lot sooner. This was planned and intentional in order to drive their opposition apart, and if you spend your time ranting about how this is Democrats’ fault or that voting blue is useless you are falling perfectly into their plan.

As a Jewish person I ask- where is religious freedom for non-Christians in this new post-Roe era? Judaism tells us that our bodies are sacred and that life begins at birth. It tells us that a person should choose their own life when a pregnancy is endangering them. Some of us even believe that in life-endangering circumstances, abortion is mandatory in order to save the parent's life. About 83% of American Jews support abortion being legal in all/most cases, more than any other religious group. Judaism tells us that we need to do everything we can in order to preserve our own lives.

Where's OUR religious freedom? Does the US Supreme Court truly value religious freedom, or just Christian freedom?