dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
its not the algorithm my friend thats literally 9 other posts i made that night
Happy World Okapi Day! Meet Mosi, the floppy-eared okapi!
Please, Look at my fish. Isn't he a darling?
sometimes you just gotta draw huge ears braless elf
*really long champagne glass in my hand* a toast…. to the female characters of the simpsons.
*really long champagne glass in my hand* un toast…. aux personnages féminins des simpsons.
"Hybris" series, 2013 - by Monica Piloni (1978), Brazilian
dinos by the sea!
NOOOO THEY BOTH DID IT
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE
OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A DIME
THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY
TWO ATTA TIME
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I MAKE A CENT
THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,
BOTTLE, AND FERMENT
BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
I DONT MAKE JACK
EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD
#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS
U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared
Ok, so I've read everyone's tags and notes on my previous poll. I've taken them into consideration and I'm now prepared to offer.…
