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not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship
newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet
Oh my god
Next level joke
What kind of noise is that??
screm
A little lapidot today?
smooth!
facts
ahhh honey, people lie about being sick
Oh illiterate honey that isn’t the topic of discussion
always be suspicious when someone tries to derail a conversation by talking about people taking ‘advantage’ of a social safety net. brings this to mind:
war boys be like ‘oh shit who brought fucking death death’
I can’t believe I just saw a post referencing moon moon in this the year of our lord twenty-eighteen
remember snoring Lapis? huehe
theory: the rest of the world in the Mad Max universe is totally fine and Australia just did that
one lone wastelander manages to sail to new zealand only to find out everything there’s just like… normal
“how did you all manage to survive?”
“survive?”
“the nuclear war??”
“the what”
LMAO but wouldn’t the rest of the world send help or something like that?
nah australians instantly switched over to leather fetish gear, frankenstein trucks, and machine guns the minute shit went south. the UN aid workers got there and saw this
and just turned right the fuck back around
I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How
hes not german hes drusselsteinian check your Facts
Fun fact about the office: Stanley Hudson was a black panther
she wears short skirts i wear shrek merch
This dope
best moments in gaming journalism
highlights:
S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
