Know the difference

i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your eyes and there will be nothing in the world except that

Period feels that don't get talked about enough

-constant feeling that you need to poop -crotch pains -those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out -cramps for days before you actually see any blood -simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger -simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER -maximum rage at cis men -got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse -got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus -that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS -got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now -gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross

you fall in love with the little things about someone, like the sound of their laughter and the way their smile forms.

*eats you out as a friend*

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.

tfw someone calls you their friend for the first time

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

IM SCREAMING

(via ephemervl)

I had to.

ARIEL

I AM DEAD. actnaturally mimidees andydaddy comidalatina

Haaaaaahhhaaaaaa

BAHAHAHAH i just had to explain to david last night what this song is

Who will die on the titanic?

Aries- no Taurus- no Gemini- no Cancer- no Virgo- no Libra- no Scorpio- no Sagittarius- no Leo- yes Capricorn- no Aquarius- no Pisces- no