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good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
I have now read every single one of Ian Fleming’s James Bond novels, except for Live and Let Die, which I had to stop once I hit the chapter title which includes the N-word. Here’s a list of things you will encounter in these books:
OP I want you to know that since I read this post yesterday I have been randomly thinking “tragic backstory: there was once a circus elephant who got REALLY HORNY” and bursting into convulsive laughter several times every waking hour.
A girl’s natural habitat is in a bed with many blankets and pillows and it’s inhumane to remove her from her natural habitat
remember when Kylie Jenner tried to file a lawsuit to get the kylie.com url and kylie minogue’s legal team called her a “background reality tv character” LMDSOIGHOUGHUODHG
Whenever I take a long car ride I end up exhausted afterwards, and I'm always like "why am I so tired? I was just sitting around doing nothing all day."
But the answer, it turns out, is I was doing something. Riding in a car jars your body in many directions and requires constant microadjustments of your muscles just to stay in place and hold your normal posture. Because you're inside the car, inside the situation, it's easy not to notice all the extra work you're doing just to maintain the status quo.
There's all sorts of type of work that we think of as "free" that require spending energy: concentrating, making decisions, managing anxiety, maintaining hypervigilance in an unfriendly environment, dealing with stereotype threat, processing a lot of sensory input, repairing skin cells damaged sun exposure, trying to stay warm in a cold room.
The next time you think you're tired from "nothing", consider instead that you're probably in situation where you're doing a lot of unnoticed extra work just to stay in place.
opening my body's task manager to see what's taking up all my cpu
eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
NO. NO. NO. THIS ISNT HAPPENING
by talos
anyone else perpetually feeling like they'll genuinely never find love LOL like not in a funny quirky way like truly......like im just not built for it im not the kind of person stuff like that happens to
in which joe explains the cultural complexities and crucial campiness of eurovision to their usamerican rookie
andy sends this pic to the group chat and 2 seconds later nile responds with this. joe is delighted (‘look nicky, I’m a mémé!’) and instantly makes it his phone background
My favourite type of movie is “period piece romance but fantasy-horror hijinks happen and now everyone has to adapt to the new genre or die,” ala Curse of the Black Pearl, Anastasia, The Mummy (1999)
i couldnt survive in a sitcom
so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail
I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller
I can’t imagine the balls it takes to be a Russian anti-war protester right now. Good for them.
Right now, holding up a sign in St. Petersburg condemning this war is the textbook definition of “neither safe nor careful.”
But they’re proving to anybody in Russia who thought they were the only ones who opposed this war, that they’re not, and reminding the rest of the world that a government is not the people it claims to represent, and I am deeply moved by their courage.
#firefam of iconic facial expressions