The noor of my eyes

Petition for Chris Evans to put on the captain America outfit and physically fight Donald trump

me n my boyfriend

@lady-k-t us 😂

my grandparents wifi password is spinach77

“Nam-tor nash ozhika t’nash-veh”

I’M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW.

concept: i am given more time to put my thought into words. there are no deadlines. there are no due dates. there is no more ‘being late’. the value of people is no longer put on how quickly they can do something.

me: has a babyface, rly awkward, probably a yam

my mutuals: glowing, ethereal beings that blind others with their beauty

the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal

LMFAO

guys the first time I watched this vid I was blazed out of my mind and I thought I was actually dying and leaving my mortal body

baethoven

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

is the old friends senior dog sanctuary actually overseen by benevolent grandpas. is this the scoop of 2016

DONT LET THIS SLIDE