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*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine
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EVERY TIME I GET REMINDED THAT CHUCK NORRIS IS A TWAT, I WONDER WHY WE'RE NOT MAKING THOSE JOKES ABOUT SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY COOL
Like Idris Elba, for example. I can’t think of a single Chuck Norris joke that couldn’t be far better applied to Idris Elba.
- THERE USED TO BE A STREET NAMED AFTER IDRIS ELBA BUT THEY HAD TO RENAME IT BECAUSE NO ONE CROSSES IDRIS ELBA AND LIVES.
- IDRIS ELBA AND SUPERMAN ONCE FOUGHT EACH OTHER FOR A BET. THE LOSER HAD TO START WEARING HIS UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS PANTS.
- SOME MAGICIANS CAN WALK ON WATER. IDRIS ELBA CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND.
- IDRIS ELBA CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.
- DEATH ONCE HAD A NEAR-IDRIS ELBA EXPERIENCE.
- IDRIS ELBA IS IMMUNE TO HEART ATTACKS. HIS HEART ISN’T NEARLY FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK HIM.
- IDRIS ELBA CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR IN THREE MOVES.
- WHEN IDRIS ELBA DOES A PRESS-UP, HE ISN’T LIFTING HIMSELF UP. HE’S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN.
Try to tell me this shit isn’t better with Idris Elba.
You can’t. Because it is.
fireandicewillsuffice
Chuck Norris isn’t crap. ESPECIALLY COMPARED TO IDRIS ELBA
PRAISE
Idris Elba rocks
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someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
pavlovs-schrodinger
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
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Animation techniques and effects from the classic era. For more vintage movie geekery, check out my Old Hollywood Special Effects, and my Early Color Film Processes posts! (And while you’re at it, take a look at my art blog, why don’t ya?)
Awesome!!
whensmahvelgoddamit
holy shit
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Source: weheartit.com
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I feel bad for people that think Death Metal is just noise
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every person I know has a different name for these
bakrua
they’re fucking bobbles
gumičky
the-philosophers-bone
everybody tries to tell me hair TIES but they fuckin HAIRBOWS
abbywhisper
Chongos!
I call them stretchies. My mom calls them those motherfuckers.
Hair dealies…
ophelia-tagloff
Ponytail holders
Meanwhile, boring ol’ me is over here like “They’re elastics.”
bubblebands don’t ask me why
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As much as you love to help, don’t become a depository for negative vibes until your perception can transcend energy. Truly acknowledging darkness as translucent light, because all is the sum of one.
Awakened Vibrations (via awakenedvibrations)
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SLC Punk!
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In case you weren’t already convinced that Ryan Reynolds is the perfect Deadpool.
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oh my god
f0xkit
What a beautiful angel I want everyone to watch this
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god, i hate teenage girls, they’re so vapid and awful
like, let’s go over a list of all the terrible things teenage girls have done
- volunteered for the first line of defense at the battle of stalingrad to fight against nazis
- invented science fiction
- rode twice as far as paul revere, in the pouring rain and alone, to alert americans to the approaching british during the revolutionary war
- pioneered the art of investigative journalism, and its use as a tool of social justice
- turned the tide of the hundred years’ war
- put themselves in the line of fire, often literally, in order to help end injustice
- organized a student strike that helped spark brown v. board
- hid from the nazis in an annex for two years and found such great poignancy in their experience that their ordinary day-to-day-thoughts have become world famous
- led lewis and clark across the north american continent— while pregnant/raising a child
- worked to desegregate schools in 1835, as well as to end slavery
- helped found the aclu and fought for women’s suffrage; also, got arrested for being radical socialists
- wrote the first known work of literature by an american black person
like, god, what a bunch of bubbleheaded excuses for human beings
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beaglebitch
lokihiddles2981
What the hell is this beaglebitch?? Is this payback for the boots post now? Fucking up close side face
beaglebitch
Think of it as a thank you note. Thanks for the Doom tags.
insanely-smart
That’s just ridiculous beaglebitch
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