how did we let a piano not on fire win

WE WERE ROBBED, FRANCE WAS FUCKING ROBBED

petition to cancel the jury votes

Cyprus: *gives twelve points to Greece*

All of Europe:

le “rien n’est joué, le vote du public peut tout changer” c’est vraiment nous après chaque exam quand on calcule les coeff pour savoir si on va aux rattrapages

You know the UK has truly lost its mind when they’re giving points to France

Can they all stop giving the points in French because the teasing IS JUST MEAN

“Europe start voting now!”

congrats to all the eurovision countries for not getting last place cause madonna already got it

Madonna: no matters what happens, you are all winners

European countries:

madonna: *gives a very american motivational speech and tries to be funny*

europeans:

I need an Abba medley, cancel Madonna and just do a improv Mamma Mia

“Le petit Suisse si je peux m'exprimer ainsi” alors Stéphane comment te dire qu'après ta remarque sur la gorge profonde tu peux tout te permettre.

Welcome home, Australia :D

And goodbye UK

The UK is still a part of Europe… The European Union is not the same as Europe. The Eurovision song festival is for Europe as a whole, not the EU. It is a bit strange countries like Australia and Israel are included, but yeah, it’s nice to see something that isn’t about the USA for a change

No, no, I’m actually disavowing UK this year

May I present this headline to you?

Wtf

“you’re all winners” no madonna this is war not an optimistic american singing contest