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the 9th arcanum

@the-ninth-arcanum / the-ninth-arcanum.tumblr.com

I'm not quite what I had in mind.
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yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.

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despazito

poodles are usually anthropomorphized to be froufrou ladies but i always see them as a miscellaneously european man from the 1970s

they will give you directions to the best discotheque you’ve ever seen

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there’s something about touch-starved whumpees that i can’t get over. the flinching and the fear at first because it’s so unfamiliar. the freeze when they can’t get away and decide to endure it only to start melting when the touch is gentle. involuntary reactions. little whimpers and grasping hands. having to be calmed and soothed like a frightened animal. the hunger suddenly returning full force with one little taste and now they can’t get close enough, can’t get warm enough, can’t press close enough against caretaker to be satisfied

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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phasedepoule

don’t think there’s anything funnier in football and probably the wider world of sports in general than fans being like “this mf need to retire asap, old ass man getting spun that’s elderly abuse, don’t forget your fucking cane on the way out grandpa you dusty cunt” and you look and the man in question is literally in his 30s

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