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Fine, be mad. Just stop being a pussy.

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*"Just get in the car. You're get eaten out here otherwise and I'm bored."* [ask/rp blog for nate; twdg] semi private / semi hiatus Well I carved a cross fromlive oak and a box from short-leaf pine, and buried her so deep she touched the water table line. I picked up what I needed and I headed south again. To myself, I wondered--would I ever find another friend?*
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evidence of absence

   One brow cocks as Nate starts going on his own little tangent about pain and broken bones. “At least I’d get some sleep if you knocked me out. You snore and in that tiny truck it practically echoes in my eardrums.” While he says so he twitches back on the counter and tries to pull his foot away when the wrapping gets pulled a little too tight.

  “I’d stop wiggling if you’d learn how to do that shit better. Seriously man you’ve had enough practice by now.” Considering how often Russell seemed to be on the receiving end of their mishaps. He stops fidgeting long enough for Nate to finish the job and then he leans back on his hands with a long drawn out sigh. They should have just kept driving and found some place to loot that was closer to the road rather than go so far off the trail. They were probably going to be stuck here for the night, maybe even the next day and there’s no telling whether or not there was food or water in the old shop.

   As if to remind him of it his stomach grumbles. When had they last eaten?

   Dark eyes roll to the side before fixing on Nate, “If by better you mean it aches and I’m pretty sure I can’t feel anything around the area then yeah sure, it’s great.” Russell leans forward and to the side, chest brushing the tops of his thighs so he can get a better look at what Nate’s doing as he searches for anything of use. Unable to see anything from his vantage point he sits back up and turns to stretch one leg out on the counter — eyeing the wrapped ankle nervously. It hurt like hell.

   Russell pokes at the hammer with a bored sort of curiosity but then he shoves it back at Nate a second later, “Well I would be if we had any coffee to make.” He frowns, “I miss coffee.”

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   Even though Nate had stopped himself from finishing the word ‘Gran’ it was painfully obvious. Russell stares at the mug for another breath and then lays back on the counter to stare at the pockmarked ceiling. He tried not to think about it. The burned out husk of a house or the infested streets of his hometown, but now and then the smell of charred wood would come back to him in his dreams. He’d wake up to Nate shaking him and telling him to shut up. He’s pretty sure he didn’t scream in his sleep, but the mumbling must be irritating enough to get Nate’s attention anyway.

  “Maybe we could throw it at the walkers.” Russell suggests, halfheartedly while he starts to think of impromptu weapons they could put together from the store’s knickknacks.

S n o r i n’ ? -The trucker wrinkles his nose, a poor attempt at batting the mirth of his mug for ample time to deliver what Russ could already assume was nasty news, just from experiencing it first hand, and oh--just about every other time Nate mused aloud.- And all this time I thought me jerkin’ it was what kept you tossin’ and turnin’. -A loud snort accompanies his own insinuations as he gives the poorly wrapped ankle a bearishly unnecessary pat. A few of them actually.-

And you had enough practice gettin’ the shit knocked outta ya to stop moanin’ like a pussy by now. But that don’t mean you have, now--does it? -It’s laughable, really, how often this little shit winds up hurt, sore, and practically begging Nate not to help, just because every malignant attempt seemed to prolong the suffering rather than ease it. Needless to say, if he knew how to numb the stuff without his whiskey backwash, he’d have tried it by now, that’s for fucking sure.

He pats the area again, just for that extra “helpful” interjection of sass; it’s not like he needs it to know they’re dick deep into a cheese grater, here. Kind of ironic, seeing as these tourist traps would bleed you dry, even without the hoard of hungry walkers humping the walls.- Good, you can pretend the whiskey you’re gettin’ later’s coffee then. ‘Cause I am not listenin’ to you whine your little toesie woesies there. 

-Honestly, he’s surprised the kid’s even stuck around this long after the incident. But that charred home was like every dream the kid held onto for who knows how long? Couldn’t say he understood that particular feeling. He probably would have laughed if he saw his folks’ house like that. Ashes from ashes and ashes from dicks or however that saying went. Still, he’d rather keep the clumsy fuck around, so he bit his tongue and hurried under the blanket edge Russ had lifted for him to escape under, or at least coax him under because he looked too tired for a fight.- If you wanna be that dick who makes a Speedy Gonzales walker by giving it caffeine, can ya do it when I’m in the other room? -Hopping over the counter, he wedges himself under Russell’s arm and lifts.- All right, let’s unzip and fuck off. Thought I saw some stairs going down in the hall back there. Which obviously means moonshiners. Or, y’know--a really dank basement with a window outta this hellhole.

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...Or both.

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“Don’t give me that. I know I sometimes have a self-control problem when it comes to kicking people’s shit in.” The policeman came close to receiving a second beating after Steve first saw the blood he left on Nate’s face. The only thing that stopped the leader was the pathetic and nearly fatal state the fatass was in.

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He sighs. “You know what I mean… but threatening to piss on people doesn’t sound like such a terrible idea.” In general he has the bad habit of occasionally letting Nate get away with shit that the others couldn’t. Steve realizes this, and his leniency bothers him greatly. So when he hears the silent request in Nate’s voice, he almost opts to ignore it and keep reprimanding him. It’s not like he runs the risk of the trucker bailing on him; even if he got pissed off, he knows Nate abhors the prospect of being forced back on the road alone again.

Lifting his face up with both hands, he leans forward and kisses him, transmitting a greater appreciation for Nate’s actions through his lips than anything he said up until that point. “I know. I just want you to be careful…” He glances at the bandages for a moment before resting his forehead against Nate’s. “…but I know. Thank you.”

If you did, you’d kick them around a hell of a whole lot more than me. All your little intimidation factors only go so far before you gotta back it up. Consider this a freebie

-The accusation holds little malice, shaping itself into a grunted gripe that’s more of an observation and acknowledgement than a cry for change. Because as far as he was concerned, he wouldn't change their teeth clacking in midst of their riling the other up, whether that involved blatantly ignoring orders just to see how far  he could piss in the campleader’s direction without him walking into it, or paying him back out of spite when he found the piss leash too short for his liking. But what he lacked in obedience, the trucker made up in loyalty, and the lack of praise shortly after his scuffle confused him in a weary sort of way that might have just had to do with the few good hooks the officer had landed. And if that were the case--if he couldn't do anything inherently “right”, then maybe this, no, maybe his apocalypse was just a bloodier recap of life with his old-fucking-man. Except, back then, rotting titties were hard to come by.-

Well, I can’t speak for everyone who might want my dick here in camp, but Russ seems the optimal test-run candidate. -Talking into his chest at this point like a foul-mouthed parrot finally tucking its head under its wing for the night, the trucker allows for the sudden rearranging of his poor attempt at arranging himself into a challenging puzzle.

Grunting, he glimpses a patch of sky before Steve’s gaze casts a brief tropical green on his discovery through half-lidded lenses. Lips parted by sheer angle of the connection, he dips his tongue into a small bowl to catch any praise the older man’s breath bestowed. He’s left licking teeth and the words that follow.- Said like you actually know anyone more careful, bro. -His fingers stretch the hem of Steve’s collar as carefully as unraveling a sweater, appreciating the sudden proximity for a short moment before sloppily returning the sentiment.- 

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  “Where do you come up with this shit?”

                           On second thought .  . .

     "Nah I don’t want to know how your       brain works. Keep it to yourself.“

-A flicker of amusement extends along  with his arm. His jacket’s denim cuff scrapes ribbed leather as he hooks his arm just shy of the kid’s ears. His fingers twitch inward, in an impatient debate on whether to clap the opposite shoulder, or remain hovering nearby for potentially amusing results.- Heard it in a bar.

-He admits through trying to hide a smile on the opposite side of his face.- It also helps I’m drinking for two around here. Whiiiich, definitely isn't a complaint on my end. -Hazel-flecked  curiosity swivels to inspect the hard lines set in Russell’s quirked brow line.- ‘That your approach? Well, let me know how that works out when we find find a couple’ah hot chicks out here. Or maybe you’re just saving yourself for the  daughter, huh? 

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“You know what I’m talking about!” Or maybe he honestly didn’t. Maybe Nate really was that dumb.

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“I am done with her.” Since he decides that Nate’s stupidity knows no bounds, he takes on a slow, I’m-talking-to-a-child voice. “I’m also at a very sensitive position with her. I don’t want to do anything that’ll make her want to hurt or kill me, not when it can be avoided. So it matters because when she confronted me about what you said, she was prepared to stab me. I had to talk her down, again, you dense motherfucker.”

Slowly, he limped around the tent again, trying to stay as silent as possible to sneak up on the son of a bitch.

No, no I don’t--and you know why? ‘Cause touching dicks don’t automatically make it so I can read your mind, numbnuts. There’s no psychic link here, as easy as it is for me to tell when you’re being a dumbass. But that don’t even cut close  to what you’re proposin’. But, uh--talk a little slower there, sport. I think you’re goin’ too fast for yourself. -He snorts, in no mood for the camp leader’s direct patronizing. If the older man didn’t realize that by playing dumb, the trucker had merely prolonged the other’s annoyance by having to explain what already festered  in the open, then he was the child here. Or just a really fucking stupid grown-ass man with a two-inch dick.- 

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Not my fault if you don’t stay away from her and then say fuck-- all to getcha stabbed in the first place. -Nate reminds him, a little less perceptive of the off balanced hobbles gunning for him  as he picks his ear, blameless.- In fact--sounds like a good motivation for you to keep your distance anyway. Y’know, unless you wanna regret not stabbing her.

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Bonnie chuckles. For some odd reason she cant keep herself being upset for very long.  He reminded her of some of the boys she’d hung out with in college. Well, for the a single semester. She only scoffs at the kitten bit and shakes her head.

❝Well I ain’t got much to keep warm in there, so I’m afraid you’d be disappointed.❞

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❝But good to know.❞

-He’s gotten good at at playing innocent. That murmured incompetence accompanied with hands stuffed in pockets, perhaps while kicking at the dirt like he was twelve again, on a church baseball field with his cap cocked over his eyes to hide the feigned pre-pubescent irritability at a lost game. It’s part of his charm. He couldn't care less about how she regarded him in every colorful way possible, unless she saw through it. Because sometimes, he thought, charm was one of few reasons he hadn't been shot (first)  in several up-close and personal meetings.-

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Oh yeah? -It’s gradual brightening, and one of his canines catches the glint of it.- Ask yourself if you’re still cold in about ten minutes, and we’ll see if I canmake some room for ya. -He lifts a side of the denim jacket, gesturing appealingly into the crook under his arm like it doesn’t exude a scent familiar of death, yet far more sweaty, with a hint of spoiled Heins relish.-

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“Yes seriously. And no cats are going to be scratching me today, because they’re going to be dead.” Or scared off at the very most, but preferably dead. “But if I catch anything, I’ll be sure to rub myself all over you so you can catch it too before I die.”

Grinning back at him, though not fully believing the younger man hadn’t been up to something, he flips the knife so the blade rests in his hand and pokes Nate’s chest with the hilt. “Good.”

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“Wanna help me kill the thing?”

-Not one to turn down such an advantageous invitation, he laced his fingers around the knife hilt and lifted it slowly between the older man’s finger grooves, playfully rapping the flat edge against the brunt of Steve’s chin.- The cats aren't. -He agreed. But I will fueled the sentiment. It was all a way to dangle authority over the camp-leader’s nose and laugh at his enraptured struggle swiping the air like paws after yarn.-

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What, makin’ an ass outta yourself too hard without me, Dickcream?

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          –Actually….❞

She wipes the metal of her blade on her pant leg before she stands, turning toward the trucker with a rather devious grin.

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          Wouldn’t hurt if we had some.❞

-He’d tell her she’s a real giggle at a funeral, if he didn't catch sight of the Cheshire grin, blood-soaked within her knife like the ghouls you hoped weren't in the bathroom after chanting for Mary earlier. Only funny up until you had to piss. Maybe he’d found her after all. Maybe she was just there because she  needed to wash the accumulation of dirt and blood off her face. The grin folded over itself, a half-pursed smirk as he tipped his hat back to expose a raised brow as she sauntered over.-

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Responsible. That’s the first word that comes to my mind faced with the choice of walker-gut encrusted plastic or “raw alternatives”. You’re not...vegan are ya?

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“This? Oh no, no, this isn’t for you bro. I saw a black cat and I need to murder it. I hurt it but I don’t know where it went and I don’t want to waste bullets, so it’s knife time now.”

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“…Is there any reason why I’d have to stab you? You didn’t do anything recently hmm?”

Seriously, bro? When you get cat scratch fever between your balls, don’t come cryin’ to me.  -Not that he wouldn’t enjoy watching Steve tear up from scratched balls. Entertainment was awfully low-brow these days, but thoroughly enjoyed whatever he got.

Aimless in tapping the blunt of the knife with a fingernail tip, a half grin mimicked the glint of sunset bouncing off the brandished cutlery as he bent it diagonal away from his heart.- Just you.

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Nohomo.

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Why are you sucha dickface?

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“I don’t know. My face doesn’t normally look like a dick. Buuuut I suppose anything can look phallic when you’re thirsty for dong.”

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Fair enough, but what’s with the knife? I thought we were past this, bro. This as in you stabbing the shit out of me, not uh-- ramming knives up your ass. Not sure if you’re completely past that just yet, but.

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   “I don’t understand halfthe shit     that  comes out  of your mouth.     Including whatever an inverted     beard is.”

Is it that hard to picture a-- uh shit, I dunno. An inverted belly-button, then apply the same concept to a beard?

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And you went to college.

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THERE WASN’T A SHORTAGE of disdain twisting her lips before they part with a less than painless howl. God…..dammit.

She twirled back around after holding burned fingers, eyes bulging—gaping, jaw tensed & knees akimbo. There was no stopping, ready to strike again the longer he ran his fucking mouth.

          ❝Just keep fucking talking….your             choice.❞

Oh, I’m sorry. -The grunt is particularly strained, like he’d ground each syllable out with his teeth alone. And it’s not far from the truth. Cautiously, the trucker straightens, making sure to keep his distance this time. Sure, he’s stupid, and a real glutton for punishment, but he’d rather not board that ride again. Like ever. Troy sure put up with a lot of abuse, but did it really qualify as that when his dick was probably too small to really acknowledge the effort?- Did that hurt? -He’s just going to rub his jeans, throbbing just beneath the zipper like a cyst under a layer of denim-skin.-             Poor-fuckin’-you. 

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Didja piss yourself too? No? Me either.

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-Just going to replace your fancy little water bottle that matches your fucking book bag and everything with some good, thirst quenching whiskey that was also left open overnight so there's like, probably moths and shit in it, mmm. April Foolsies.-

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    One swig later and, “My throat burns.”

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Can you say--inverted beard? We-hell, at least you’re growin’ hair somewhere, right? Puberty must suck the third time around.

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