Searching For Signs of Intelligent Life

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.

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Yumi Mun Kim - “그릇 (The Bowl)” (via buttonpoetry)

I love this sign.

Hillary: *INTERNAL SCREAMING*

can u imagine being slandered and demonized for doing the same thing a man gets away with months later…… tell me again double standards don’t exist

Alternative caption: When you ask the flight attendant for some hot tea.

THIS

where can I get this shirt