the posture of a man

he wears. a t shirt

when cats r really excited to see you and they come trotting as fast as their lil leggys can carry them and go ‘prrrt!’ the whole time reblog if you agree?

Favorite pokemon of each type (2/2)

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

Here it is with a candle.

Happy Halloween.

GOD

always wanted to be one of those girls who carry little bottles of lotion w them, just reached in my bag and found a mustard packet

this episode changed me forever

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

ok let’s be fucking real here. Pennywise wouldn’t be sweet and cuddly. Pennywise isn’t gonna fuck you nicely. Penny is gonna bend you over, push your face into the mud, rip your clothes off and take what’s his. He’s hungry. He’s gonna take all that pent up frustration from dealing with kids to rail you… pound you until your eyeballs fall out of your fucking skull.

y'all forgetting, that since he lives in the sewers, he likes it dirty. So y'all dont have to worry about douching, actually he even would be against it. And he wouldn’t mind the smell neither cuz it would give him a feeling of home ❤

this gave me an aneurysm

All I’m asking for is just one fucking moment of peace

I want the world to end this year… like 2017? it’s time to go I think we all need to leave

“ahem, could i get a rick sauce,” i requested. the mcdonald’s maid ignored me

this ruined my week

Whenever someone asks me why I’m not in a relationship:

I relate to Taako in many ways but “Do you remember about 70 years ago I just stopped learning math” is possibly the most relatable thing he’s ever said

digital artists and alignments

lawful good: organized layer folders, each folder has a name, all of the layers have names, finished layers are locked

neutral good: names all the layers and locks them but doesn’t do folders

chaotic good: names all the layers but doesn’t lock em and doesn’t do folders

lawful neutral: layers and folders still have ther default numbers, no names

true neutral: no folders and all default numbers. no names. no locks.

chaotic neutral: sometimes uses names. sometimes doesnt. sometimes theres folders. sometimes theres not.

lawful evil: does everything in one layer

neutral evil: merges all layers as they finish them

chaotic evil: a million blank layers with nothing on any of them

Some wholesome overwatch to balance out the toxicity.

I feel like this is not talked about enough

What the fuck are the lions??

This doesn’t make it sound like Alfor set out to make kitty robots.

Red is telling Alfor what Voltron is called. Voltron wasn’t named by the old paladins who ‘created’ it.

I also want to point out that the old paladins never once call them ‘lions’. Zarkon calls them ships. Alfor calls them beasts. Did the lions teach them the word?

It kinda makes me think back to the planet-eating weblum having a fucking defense mechanism but the lions are from an alternate reality so maybe not related.

TL;DR: The lions are terrifying and there’s so much we don’t know about them.

#HONESTLY every time the lions pull shady shit I’m like 🤔 #like Blue forcing Lance out so damn suddenly even though it was an emergency and she has telepathic fucking communication #that she could have used to TELL HIM to pilot red #PLUS they don’t seem to have any sort of moral code of their own other than respect me #like #black had no problem just dropping shiro for zarkon #even though Zarkon has PROVEN that he is evil and caused all sorts of suffering across the universe#hell black might have even known that Zarkon killed Alfor and still was willing to him#the only reason shes begun to let go of Zarkon is because hes changed in a way that diminishes his respect for her #ya know #NOT because he got possessed by evil quintessence and has destroyed billions of lives in an attempt to destroy the universe#and killed all his friends #even though they seem to have minds they are still just ships that do what their pilot tells them #whats worse is that their only CARE is for their paladins #like red who basically almost screwed up the alliance with the blade of marmora by attacking the base #they do anything for themselves and their paladins and no one else #theres little concern for collateral damage #and that is a frightening mindset

(tags by @allysparkling)

the block/ignore function on here is way too weak like i need an option where the person i block can’t see any of my posts and can’t reblog any of my posts and when they attempt to reblog my shit a message pops up that says to go fuck themselves