Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

i don't know who needs to hear this, but guilt, self-hatred and shame are not sustainable sources of growth and healing. you can't hate yourself into feeling better, or being better. you can't repeatedly punish yourself for your flawed humanity and expect wholesome results.

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

Goniurella tridens is a species of fruit flies that carries on each wing the perfect image of an ant

I fully thought those were ants. Wtf

The fly is mimicking being attacked by ants because if any other arthropod predator--like a jumping spider--sees it, the "ants" will scare it away! To insects and other arthropods, ants are like if wolf packs numbered in the thousands.

she's everything

We Love The Sun

Rated E, sex & violence

Setting Medium-high fidelity to canon, before and during the events of the game

Pairings so far just durgetash

Summary Sixteen years ago Enver Flymm had been squandering his intellect as a hitter for the Heapside Reavers when a chance encounter with a feral Bhaalspawn just getting their start with murder incorporated changes the trajectory of his life.

In the present, Astarion’s life hasn’t even started yet and he’s already finding himself inexplicably drawn into The Dark Urge’s increasingly manic orbit. They’ve lost everything, including their memory and their name, and they will stop at nothing to find their way home.

A crunchy, messy nod to East of the Sun and West of the Moon where catastrophic, world-ending mistakes can't be fixed–but with perseverance, not listening to well-meaning advice, and refusing to be sacrificed–Astarion, The Dark Urge, and Enver Gortash can save themselves and then each other (and maybe the realms, if they're up to it).

Chapter 1 - Heapside Reavers

Chapter 2 - A Single Mortal Life

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

I love a good slowburn but Opps' slowburn was 400 comic pages (until the yearning starts and they never kiss) and TVD's slowburn is at least 200 comic pages (until the yearning starts and it'll probably be at least another 300 pages after that before they make physical contact)

I'm putting the weird sex in the first chapter of this fic even if I have to do something unspeakable to linear time to make it happen

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

maybe a crazy take idk but i dont actually think many scenes in stories are 'unneccesary' i think they just make people uncomfortable and rather than try to understand the significance of that discomfort and why the author mightve deliberately inflicted it, decide that discomfort = bad, therefore that scene + the author are both bad

Elli has been nagging me to read her updated outline and I just opened it and skipped right to the parts I already wrote because I'm feeling the imp of the perverse right now, but just so you know: I'm really fucking good. This script is fucking hilarious. I'm hilarious.

I'm actually dying! This is cruel and unusual!!! I'd ask somebody to go bully her for me, but she is immune to peer pressure!!!!!!1!1