…..men always quiz me when i claim to like something they like too. cause in their minds i’m either a.) lying to appeal to them/gain their approval or b.) only capable of having a superficial understanding of the subject and they need to “expose” me
Listen
People with the best jobs ever.
hmmm
when a girl with filled eyebrows starts an argument with you
Autumn makes me nostalgic for things that never happened, for memories that aren’t mine.
Apparently there are even limits for Pop-Tarts.
The one time white people use hot sauce and they pull this mess
no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes
Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.
Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction
Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.
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