Astarion vs Cazador animation I did for fun!! 🩸

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

W H A T

@rogha

In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.

Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,

Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.

It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.

French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.

Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.

Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.

And that’s the Pratchett approach

I've met him in person btw and he's a fucking sweetheart

[ID: Text-intensive Twitter thread from the Shapeshifters chest binders Twitter account in reply to a post by artist and author Ursula Vernon. Vernon says, A non-zero number of you apparently did not know that The Last Unicorn was a book before it was a movie. It is by Peter S. Beagle. It is made of spun glass and fairytales and iron knives and there are individual lines that I would give my lungs to have written. Shapechangers replies, I saw him every year at NYCC for several years straight, bought something at his table, asked him to sign it, and we spoke. He remembered me from year to year, no small feat at that con. He remembered which stories he'd told me. One year I came back with a different gender on. He squinted at me a bit and said thoughtfully, "I've seen you before in this place." All I had to say was, "last year you told me the story about the inoshishi." And his face cleared, and he leaned in with a grin and told me about a German guitarist who he traveled with, twice. Who transitioned between the first and second time, so he'd gotten to meet this person all over again on the second round. It was a wonderfully kind way to let me know that everything was fine. I was fresh out of the closet and I needed that, and maybe he could see it. The Last Unicorn is the best book in the world and I will defend it and its author til I die. the end. /end ID]

I don't usually talk about celebrities; artists, when I do, and I'm keenly aware that one needn't be a good person to be a hell of a heartwrenching artist. But Peter S. Beagle has written a few of my favorite things in the world, he's an excellent singer and filker, and this Twitter thread was dreadfully important to me. I don't want it going away as Twitter becomes Shitter, because it's so often bad news, isn't it? It's important to me to share trans joy.

the baddest brows in revachol

TASKMASTER S16!!

It's incredible how people have been protesting pants and skirts not having pockets but not a single peep is heard over the fact that skirts no longer have underskirts by default. Underskirts (or lining) was a thing when I was a child, no skirt would be made without lining, you didn't have to think and check if your whole ass is visible in a skirt because lining was a thing!!!! Now most skirts don't and it's simply because it's cheaper, fuck the fact that a customer doesn't want their panties shown in broad daylight, it saves a couple of cents on material.

okay so this has definitely breached containment and I want to point something out:

can't have fucking anything

you cant ever let yourself forget what it felt like to be 15. how adults treated you. being treated without a shred of respect because people think youre too young to have thoughts and feelings of your own. the lack of autonomy. you cant ever forget that because if you do you might become the kind of adult who treats kids like theyre not people

weed man is ready to play persona 3

god damn it i forgot how japanese names work

9 years later. i finally did it

X

This is better than anything Disney has produced in 5+ years

hello, brandon sanderson fans

ID: A digital portrait of Kelsier. He is a brown skinned man with choppy blond hair that falls to his shoulders, and he has a short black beard. He is wearing a green vest shirt with his dark colored mistcloak on top, the many tendrils flowing all around him. He has his arms up on both sides of him as if showing he is empty handed - his arms are scarred and discolored. He has his eyes closed but a giant grin on his face, and cartoony pink blush marks are on his cheeks. Hearts and stars surround him, and in bright pink font reads "It's not murder if they're nobility." /end ID

U ever have any container or appliance that you only ever put water inside you catch yourself thinking 'i only put water in this so I won't need to clean it very often'. That is the devil talking. Clean it. Or you will summon the Ooze.

looking at the notes on this post, some further info:

Electric kettles: you can buy cleaning tablets for these and follow the instructions; alternatively you can use vinegar, lemon juice or baking soda for a similar effect

Humidifiers: strictly speaking you should change the water daily & clean them weekly. you can clean them with vinegar OR a bleach solution. (NOT BOTH. that will summon the Deadly Gas). you might find bottle brushes helpful.

Water bottles: if you don't have a dishwasher and/or a dishwasher safe water bottle you can get bottle cleaning kits off places like Amazon.

Important tip: understand that rinsing with a cleaning agent does not really clean a vessel. you need mechanical action (scrubbing) to actually remove all the crud built up on whatever needs cleaning.

Also, when you wash water bottles pull the gaskets out of their lids (I use toothpicks to pry them out) and scrub both the gaskets and their grooves in the lids. heinous shit can hide under the gaskets. If you've ever had a water bottle that stayed gross and stinky even though you washed it a couple times, or one that got smelly super quickly after a washing, this was probably its issue.

"this too is yuri" "[show about mostly men] is so yuri" "guy yuri" "yuri is when [thing that isnt yuri]" i think we should bring back yuri being about girls love so you cunts have to talk about women instead of just focusing on male characters

I knew having Redditors cross-train on Tumblr would produce weird fucking magic.

It gets better. This Redditor went the full Goncharov.

Glorbcharov: Dishonor Among AI Thieves

Y’all missed the best part:

Category 5 Glup Shitto event