hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

Tag yourself, i'm Asheliigynne

emotions aren’t masculine or feminine. they’re human. normalize them.

i'm not ignoring everyone. i'm just sad bro, i'm drained

do you know how much chaos It took to be this calm

Scalped and beheaded multiple times

“If a woman is an analogy to you, you’re not ready to be talking to a woman” omg you’re so right bestie

.☝🏻☝🏻

you can just smell the conservative misogynist condescension coming off that guy

good for her

unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like: