Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

Reblog every time

Your clit ft. my mouth

If tinder had video profiles

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn

babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius, pisces

man: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius 

Catanic

Snapshots of my bum 😋 . I’m growing quite fond of the little thing .

Pity sex should be considered “pro-boner”.