hmc is pride and prejudice if mr darcy was the biggest slut and everyone was insane

@kurapikasjudgementchain

You know that picture of Justin Bieber where someone is thirsting after him and a person replies “you can find three dudes who look exactly like this at any gas station” that’s how I feel whenever any of you post about Timothée Chalamet except replace gas station with 100-level philosophy course

the concept of rizq is so beautiful man. like even when you eat a piece of fruit it was always written for you, from the moment it grew from the tree, it went through all these people and travelled all this way until it was in your hands. it was always meant to be yours. everything in this world that is meant to be yours has your name on it and Allah has willed it to eventually reach you, one way or another. from every rice grain you’ll ever eat, to every person you’ll ever love. it’s so comforting to think about.

I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

Soultwin Studio

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

WHY ARE YOU LONELY: A TEXT GAME - Mallory Ortberg

WHY ARE YOU LONELY: CHOOSE ONE

Mallory Ortberg plz stop laying my psyche bare for the world to see

*goes back and de-capitalizes the first letter in a text*

Self care is drizzling half a gallon of honey down your throat and spontaneously transporting yourself to the Seelie Court where you proceed to dance in a mushroom circle for the next 300 years

that’s called diabetic ketoacidosis and you’re probably in a coma

Isn’t it?

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

Landscape Absorber House located in Gstaad, Switzerland

time to write a weird poem from the perspective of a deer in the headlights at 3 am 

i often hear how humans talk of crossroads how they look the devil dead in the eye and dare him to move forward.

i stand alone on ground which kills and look the devil in the eye and dare you to move forward.

I was born a glass baby and nobody picked me up except to wash the dust off me. He has picked me up and licked me alive.