ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

goatforsaken

catholic pez

you aren’t 6 feet away if they’re just dropping it into your hand. use this instead.

i don’t know much about filmmaking but i do know this

directors who focus on hands: knows about the tender language of touch, can show you painful emotional distance between two people, can rightfully articulate the true soul-crushing enormity of yearning

directors who focus on bare feet: need to be hunted for sport and shot on sight

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

kidz bop cask of amontillado

help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to