When you finally get used to bottoming

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

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Mental Health Awareness

People who self diagnose their own mental illness based on what they read off the internet should probably be listing narcissism among their conditions.  Furthermore all you Self Diagnosers, please when you tell people you have a condition, tell them it was self diagnosed so the only one you potentially make yourself look like a giant douchebag is yourself.  Furthermore, if you tell them you haven’t the insurance or cash for proper mental health care they might know of a resource you don’t and can help you.

Thanks from someone who spent 20 years of his life trying make the general public understand the mentally ill aren’t a bunch of fucking freaks they need to fear and hate on,

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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. “Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?” The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?” Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Yooooooooooo now THIS is the kind of blonde jokes I’m about

hang on.. so in the rest of the world it’s equally normal to eat candy in any day of the week????? like, eating candy on a wednesday is about as OK as eating it on a saturday???

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