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i'm not saying its a bad thing if you cant but its just a good thing if you can.
you know youve got to learn to brush as much off as you can
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so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
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"Hello, neighbor! I was wondering if you have been saved," Hagrid exclaimed brightly; and tipped his wide-brimmed, straw cowboy hat.
Aunt Petunia laughed a gravelly laugh; and leaned forward on her sturdy, practical boots. “Saved? Don’t tell me you are you one of those Christians?”
Harry did not know what that word meant; but Hagrid’s smile was the most peaceful smile he had ever seen. It made Harry feel warm and happy inside just seeing the glowing, radiant grin on the kind, friendly stranger’s face. He wondered why Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon did not smile like that…
"Yes, I am," Hagrid replied kindly. "Are you?"
Aunt Petunia laughed again; and stuck her pointy, sharp nose up in the air. “We are too smart for that. Haven’t you read Dawkins? God is dead! Dawkins proved that. Would you like us to educate you on the Dawkins?”
my mom refuses to divorce my dad even though they argue a lot because 'it would be hard for [the kids]' but like... my sister is an adult and i'm nearly an adult. i can handle it
my parents have been arguing for 6 or more hours s traight
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flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness? me: *looks out the window* flight attendant: your highness? me: *no answer* flight attendant: coffee or tea, your highness? me: *turns my head to face the flight attendant* me: coffee.