self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]

Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.

@thatlittlebrownguy

PII PIKA

I think I’m all of these at different times…

Tag urself I’m chaotic neutral

I might get some hate for saying this but

….some things are good

Here, have some cotton candy

How to pronounce Celtic words and names

Step 1: Read the word. Step 2: Wrong.

i’m still trying to draw your requests from like 3 months ago hah;; i had the sketch for this and finally decided to finish it 

Some Sketches from my Twitter :)

pEARL NO

reminder series: bleak yet comforting thoughts.

i specifically chose animals that are (or believed to be) extinct due to human influence: thylacine, great auk, baiji, west african black rhino, golden toad, dodo, passenger pigeon, and quagga. there are many other species i could have included. the plants are also based on extinct species, but i found much less information about extinct plants, unfortunately.

the text doesn’t necessarily relate to each animal or their extinction. it’s all basically the same idea: let’s all be nice to each other, because today, the universe is vast and incomprehensible, we are all suffering, we are all going to die, and we’re all in this together. for today.

i’m busy for a couple weeks with conventions, but after that i’m considering a companion series with ancient extinct animals, so feel free to send me your favorites :)

these are so beautiful

cute

Just look at this doofus. Sir Lancelotl just loves his bubbles

PRECIOUS BB

HE STOL FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS

More new universe things since you guys liked my last post so much:

Jade having her hair played with CONSTANTLY. She has the longest hair + doggy ears so it’s inevitable. The girls will take turns brushing her hair and braiding flowers in it and such. The boys will scratch her behind her ears affectionately. The carapaces tend to touch it reverently.

Dirk actually does use the line “You’re going to have yo decapitate me.” A lot until Dave (they share a room) wakes up from a nightmare and crawls into Dirk’s bed with him. After Dave explains what happens, Dirk promises not to joke about it any more.

Kanaya makes a legitimate, official mayoral sash for the mayor as well as a fancy tophat. PM got her old uniform back and became the universe’s first mail person.

In addition to pumpkins, Jade plants several apple trees. With her space powers and Dave’s time powers, they accelerate the growth of the trees. Dave finally gets his own unlimited supply of apple juice.

Dad decided to build a playground in the backyard, unbeknownst to everyone else. He sort of stayed up all night to do it. The kids were all, “pfft whatever dad/mr. crocker this is for little kids.” until Karkat goes out and sits on a swing and is all “OKAY SO WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?” And then it’s like the floodgates are opened.

Jade and Kanaya trying to familiarize themselves with this new night sky that was unlike anything that Earth or Alternia had.

All the kids dying their hair because “we’ve been stuck doing nothing but fighting and worrying for years let’s just be stupid.” For some reason, the dye doesn’t stick to troll hair. “But Eridan’s Hair…” “MUST BE A SEADWELLER THING.”

Dave and Dirk not wearing their shades because “eh i just dont feel like it today” and “I don’t always wear my shades, you know.”

Dad making super healthy meals because these kids have been off of cake and alchemized and canned food and he’s like “you all are eating some real food and you’re going to like it.” (Spoiler alert: they do)

Making new holidays to celebrate, most notably November 11. They also celebrate old Earth and Alternia holidays.

Casey the Salamander shows up at some point and John and Rose will go on walks with her. She has an unusually long life span. Rose chalks it up to dark majjkycs.

John will make it breezy on days that are too hot.

When they first get to their new world, they spend all their time outside because of being stuck on a meteor and battleship so they just spend so much time outside. Jade and Jake are the only ones without sunburns.

Jade will shrink everyone (including herself) for really intense games of hide and seek.

The sheer amount of glasses cleaner that dad keeps on hand now almost out numbers the cans of shaving cream he has. (Not that anyone uses the glasses cleaner)

Dirk still likes puppets and begins making them. But he keeps them for more ah… normal than any Strider puppet we’ve seen in the past.

Super extreme snowball fights in the winter followed by sweater wearing, hot chocolate drinking, and movie watching.

Kanaya and Karkat get to work on the mother grub. But who’s gonna raise all the eventual little guys without lusii? A bunch of kids and trolls who never did any raising anything in their lives? Good thing there’s one person around who is an EXPERT in all things paternal. 

(dad. it’s dad. dad oversees the whole operation. the biology might be a little different, but babies are babies.)

absolute precision

trust no one, not even no one