my dog: barks @ 1am

me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want

“I’m a bit of a weird dude. I think you have to be a little bit insane to do this. I thought I was really uncool at school, too, so I’ll also say uncool.”

<p><i>i can still taste the ocean, like it was today

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he had the most eXTRA republican ass laugh I could not

REPUBLICAN ASS LAUGH IM FUCKIN CRYING 

A divorced republican white woman’s laugh like

 I see no difference

um, yes? one of them is a highly appreciated, amazingly done musical masterpiece and the other is 5 seconds of summer

the fact that 5sos fans are reblogging this is amazing

#no one hates 5sos more than 5sos fans

i died at this moment (x)

I want a 5sos tv show

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

omg

Y100 Jingle Ball - December 18, 2015

London, England | 24/09

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i’m having heart palpitations, thanks luke (x)

KISS 108 Jingle Ball at TD Garden - December 14th, 2014