whats better than this

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

fucking caught

is that banksy

Godzilla falls in love with Ezio

(continuation of this)

He was born to play

can you believe that there are still people who have not watched this video

its here .

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[Boy sits quietly sipping his drink on the curb while upbeat music grows louder]

Boy: [ sees someone strutting on the sidewalk] “ It’s Cool Guy!” [ drops his drink] “ Cool Guuuuuuuy!”

[Instrumental funk music plays in the background as Cool Guys goes about his day dancing through the park, the street and the market]

[ @1:28 Cool Guy is being caressed while sounds of moaning are present in the background]

[ Funk music continues as Cool Guy goes about dancing around the neighborhood]

when u finally nail the high note - more vines

Ah yes

the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

fun fact!! manta (majestic flapflap) rays actually to this to scratch their belly or to help them with a birth. if the females are having trouble with a labor and the pups get stuck (pups? i think that’s the correct term) they jump out of the water and the smack upon reentry pushes them the fuck out. on the other hand, they don’t have any hands so if they get an itch because of some kind of bug or something, the smack helps them scratch it!! majestic flapflaps are so cute

Fireteam Rule #73: Trust no one. Not even yourself.

MMMMM WHATCHA SAAAAYYY

This is the best spiderman movie ever

the fact 2009 was 6 years ago will never not fuck me up

Every. Time.