time isn't real

Carl Gustav Carus - Moonlight over pine trees (ca. 1820s)

Gustaf Fjæstad Snow-covered Trees in Moonlight 1910

Wouldst thou like to live above averagely

the bit has led me places i wouldn't even go with a gun

and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

The beautiful thing as you get older is that you realize so many “rules” are made up and you can just do whatever. Posters can go anywhere in the house not just my room. I can sit down while cooking a meal or taking a shower. I can make the same thing for breakfast lunch dinner for a week straight. I can roam around the house shirtless. I can wear a dress with jeans. The world is my oyster key word my and I can live as I please embracing little things such as this

High school intern: “You’re like a really old young person. Or a really young old person. I always forget you’re not a teenager and then you say something that’s like, are you a senior citizen?”

Me: “Is this a compliment or are you bullying me right now?”

High school intern: “You know, I’m not sure.”

Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

It was just the most out of pocket misogyny I've ever received, like why would he have said that

"You're a woman": Would be meaner if I wasn't in girl mode but okay good start

"Women are lesser": Heard it before, what else

"You'll never be a man": Bit weird but it tracks

"Just like I'll never be a woman": .... Why do I suddenly feel bad for you. Like you suck hot shit but I wanna give you a pep talk. You know you don't have to be a man if you don't want to be, right? I'm still kicking you out of this store, though. What the fuck is going on

save me hot shower

Moscow, Russia - January 2014