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unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite
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god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there
you are suggesting that god is less powerful than apple
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date idea: we drink wine while a dilapidated mansion crumbles around us
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there is no unlived life or alternative reality where everything went right…. there is only here and now what are you going to do with it
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unrelenting one 🪽
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we've been running from love 🫀
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this than got 113k likes on instagram last year and i'm still in shock to this day. all i did is draw one boobie
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xenon2022
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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
Guards, dissect this man
No it's too clinical I need something that emphasizes the feral desire to devour
Guards, sous vide this man
Guards, prepare this man for dinner
Guards, rend this man asunder
Guards, hand this man's heart to me on a platter so that I may devour him
Guards, resurrect him I didn't like that last phrasing
Guards, grate his soul and sprinkle it over my dinner
MY LIEGE, MAKE UP YOUR MIND
Oh then why don't you come up with something then if you're so SMART
Sorry
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Anonymous asked:
Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?
I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.
Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:
- Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.
- Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.
- Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.
- Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.
- Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.
- Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.
- Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.
And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.
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you bottle Miette??
You crush Miette like the grape?
brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
The Cask of Miettellado
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Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes
such a loss
his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain?
“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”
if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world.
(via @dragonprincessmew )
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john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case