I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.
The origins of the mission status: sick image
Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones
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The mystery deepens….
cos they salty
My name is Moose and wen it’s dark and wen the sno is in the park and all the skye is ful of stars - I crayve the salt. I lik the cars.
Tell me that you love me even if it's fake 'cause I don't fucking care anymore.
It fascinates me how you never hear people who “tell it like it is” complimenting others. Seriously, people who pride themselves on being brutally honest or always speaking their mind should statistically be throwing out random compliments to their friends and strangers on a daily basis. Unless of course being brutally honest is just your entry fee to being an asshole.
I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment
when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything
man i love the bee toes 💯⬆ 😍 👌 jaw lemon 👅💦💦 pale mic cart knee 👏👏😥 bingo star 😭👌👌jog hairy son 😣👉👌
Baby Groot (◠‿◠✿)
When you lowkey hurting inside but you gotta act like you chilling all the time.
Trying to reach my goals like…
*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me
Etty Hillesum, fom a diary entry featured in An Interrupted Life: the Diaries, 1941-1943 and Letters from Westerbork (via violentwavesofemotion)
