this video encapsulates me as a person 

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

i dont mean to be dramatic but talking to someone every day for a while is really nice until that day comes when you like dont talk to them for like 24 hours and u really just feel like youre dying

it’s 7am and I’m already having pre drinks.. well fuck

the best kind of dog honestly„

if I don’t reblog this, assume i am dead

owner: “you can’t go. no.” /laughing as the dog’s muzzle is sticking out “i’m sor-i’m sorry” /pushes dog’s nose in “you can’t go”

Whenever a new bird enters my life it is a tradition of mine to make it rad

He really hates car rides

*upset alpaca sounds*

PROTECT HIM

For the love of God, unmute

I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

@gayfinnpoe

how to spot a brit:

1) shout out “0800 00” 2) wait until someone shouts “1066”

what does this MEAN

Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though”

My new favorite thing is golden retrievers who are visibly pissed about being made to wear a costume.