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Hopefully, none of you is claustrophobic.

me

#character development

eleanor: *shows no interest towards tahani’s sister and seems genuinely interested in tahani herself unlike every person tahani has met in her entire life*

tahani:

eleanor shellstrop was sent to the bad place because she pronounces gif like jif

Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.

Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.

But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.

While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.

He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.

No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”

Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.

And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back

But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.

He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.

Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.

In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.

Now when he finally does get free–

He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.

Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.

NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.

Gate closing?

who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.

Lighting hitting rocks around me?

NBD BRO

Giant forest of thorns?

Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.

Giant dragon of hell?

CHARGE HEAD ON.

Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.

Just smack that bitch on the nose.

Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?

Calm down guys, I got this.

I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.

And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.

Lose the shield off the cliff?

JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.

Just chuck it. Straight through.

Then jump out of the way…

And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.

Get the horse.

Get the girl.

EXPLAIN NOTHING.

that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.

Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.

I made a quiz to find out who is your A.C.E best friend! I’m really curious so put in the tags who you got and if it feels accurate!

me: i love all the avengers equally!!

also me:

The funny dogs histories

“I don’t see it that (Carol and Daryl’s relationship) isn’t happening anyway. I mean, they are what they are,” McBride said.

Whether I say she’s pining for him, whether I say he has secret feelings, whether I say they’re just best friends, whether I say maybe they already did have something. It’s doesn’t matter…it doesn’t matter for them, whatever they are they have each other’s backs. They trust each other more than probably anyone else in their lives.

It’s come as you are, you know? They meet each other wherever they’re at and it’s been that way since I’ve had to discuss them, you know? They’re each other’s breathing rooms. They’re resuscitators. They’re best friends, I don’t know. But then Ezekiel comes along…and we saw that in the (Season 9 Premiere), (Daryl’s) happy for her. And she confides in him that this is a little difficult for her.”

McBride acknowledged the Caryl relationship is unconventional and said she sometimes gets fans’ frustration with the supposed will they-won’t they nature of their friendship. “I want to see it from where the fans are coming from, sometimes I get that glimpse. Like I understand it as a viewer, ok? But I don’t know what else to say. They have a beautiful relationship, sure! (Laughs) Let’s ship that! Whatever that is. But it’s been established that Carol and Ezekiel are happy.” - Interview with Melissa McBride via Skybound

I don’t know. I’m not mad at it. I’m not sure I’m happy either. Mostly I feel for her that she has to continue to justify the show runners poor choices. It’s her job and she’s walking that line, I think. I appreciate how much she’s trying in this interview. There could be a lot to dissect in what she has to say here but I mostly don’t have the energy for it. Even if part of me wants to grab certain things and run with them.

Caryl on, ya’ll. 

They have a beautiful relationship, sure! (Laughs) Let’s ship that! Whatever that is. But it’s been established that Carol and Ezekiel are happy. 

…That doesn’t sound good to me at all. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s one interview away from mocking and making fun of Carylers like KP always does… …and the other things she said, the things that could maybe be Caryl positive, look more like damage control than anything else, she’s a clever woman she knows that losing all Caryl shippers would have a pretty big impact on the ratings…

mcu meme  » 6/7 characters  » Tony Stark “You’re missing the point! There’s no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it’s too much for us but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we’ll avenge it!”

#superhero landing 👏👏👏

How Peter sees Tony vs. How Tony sees himself