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I'm Into The Baessist

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Lyndsay.
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meanplastic

I’m in tears but also bopping

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this

This is what they were training us for…

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A bitch just wants to suck dick

a bitch just wants his dick sucked

a bitch just wants attention

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onyxdepths

a bitch just wants chicken nuggets

a bitch just wants to go back to sleep

The true gay agenda folks

A bitch just wants to not feel sad

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mrpaidge

A bitch wants weekly direct deposit.

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scooplery

Im drunk in a uber and just gazed upon two dudes in a dunkin donuts having an arm wrestling match

This is how they decide the mayor of Boston

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nellyben

I like how everybody is paired off haha

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 
[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

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animentality

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

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legotheeggo

#pure

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

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hermuis-blog

Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol

not to be dramatic but this mentality literally freed me

Source: hermuis
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where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies 

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