The cows help the farmer roll out the Hay for eating.

Yo real talk he was fire as hell.

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What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.

This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.

Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now. 

His face makes the joke worth it

Cinematography I’m gay for: the Confident Woman Walk

@allofthefeelings: #Moana#Wonder Woman#we’ve found two of the four#where are confident lady walk earth and air?

Furiosa is Earth right?

YOU ARE CORRECT.

SOMEONE UPLOAD THE APPROPRIATE ICON PLEASE!

we need to find the confident lady walk of Air !!!

got it. 

GASP!

[OC] Pros and Cons of dragon ownership

Oh ahahaha how fun… how… oh…. oh no that’s bad…

~In the Lion’s Den~ ||Closed||

sheas-days-off:

Looks over at her with a smile. “We travel.. a lot.. through space.” Walking he chuckled. “You can come with us if you want. It’s up to you.” 

Shea blinked, “What?? Really??” She was floored, “Your not joking right???” The pixie walked opened the door to the general store for him, “Um he’ll get you what you need I’ll be outside.”

~In the Lion’s Den~ ||Closed||

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Looks over at her with a smile. “We travel.. a lot.. through space.” Walking he chuckled. “You can come with us if you want. It’s up to you.” 

Shea blinked, "What?? Really??" She was floored, "Your not joking right???" The pixie walked opened the door to the general store for him, "Um he'll get you what you need I'll be outside."

~In the Lion’s Den~ ||Closed||

sheas-days-off:

Nods following the other. “I’m from earth.. far from home… Oh the ship we came here with. It’s our home too.” Chuckles. “Don’t worry. I have a place to stay.” Smiles over at Shea. “How long have you lived here?” 

"I've lived here all my life.... but I want to get away, it's all I've ever wanted." Shea replied softly, it was something she'd never admitted to anyone else, but this man didn't know her and probably didn't know what it meant to her people.

Wow it’s almost like most of human history has been about controlling women… or something…

Well this is horrifying.

PSA:

    if you play ANY sort of villainous character - from a pick-pocket to a full-scale serial killer - and i follow you, please know that i’ve come into this FULL WELL what i’m signing up for. i don’t expect you to soften your character for me, i’m not going to complain when they aren’t nice to my characters, and i honestly probably love watching them do what they do. not all characters are going to be the “good guys”, or the type of villain that can be redeemed. not everyone has a tragic backstory that makes them do the things they do - some people enjoy it, others just do it because they can, and for some it’s all they know. yes, there are villains with a soft spot or two - this doesn’t mean they need to change everything. our characters become friends/lovers even though my character is a “good guy”? you keep doin’ you. keep stealing those purses, killing those people, burning those villages to the ground. 

        tl;dr - I DIDN’T FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE I WANTED SOMETHING SOFT AND EASY - you keep bein’ a villain, babe, cause you’re  just as excellent as the heroes.

~In the Lion’s Den~ ||Closed||

sheas-days-off:

Chuckles softly. “Yeah I figured, humans aren’t usually common this far out.” Smiles. “Thanks for helping me out Shea, I appreciate it.” Yawning a bit rather tired, he had to wake early. “So where can I get supplies for food?” Crosses his arms again. “Is there anywhere in particular to buy them?”

Shea grinned, "Yeah they're a general store over there." She said pointing northwest where a small greenish building stood. She took his hand and walked him over, "So.... where are you from? Also where are you staying."

~In the Lion’s Den~ ||Closed||

sheas-days-off:

Nodding the young man sighed. “Just… supplies, food and such, blankets, not much really.” Smiling a bit he held out a hand. “I’m Keith, may I have your name?” Looks around a bit. “I’m pretty new here, staying a few days while me and my friends rest a bit.” 

"Shea, I'm old here, and I can get you what you need." She smiled broadly, "You're very out of the ordinary you know. We don't get many visitors around here." Shea took his had with vigor and shook it.

~In the Lion’s Den~ ||Closed||

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Turning at the tap Keith blinked at the stranger. “I’m… here for supplies.. What they are.. are none of your business.” Raises his brow at the other. “Who are you?” Crosses his arms. 

“No one important.” Shea smiled briefly, “I could help you know, I could help you find what you need.” Her voice was soft and sweet like icing on a cake. She trailed her fingers up his arms, "What are you looking for."