BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

Post of the year 2K14

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I watched this literally a hundred times and laughed so hard

HEY GUYS it’s the holiday season and I want to share the love. I’m gonna be giving away any game on amazon or steam $40/$20 or less. That’s right! ANY FUCKING GAME! Maybe you really wanted Dark Souls 2! Or a copy of Sonic R. I DON’T CARE! IT’S YOURS IF YOU WIN!

THERE WILL BE 2 WINNERS!

Now, sadly, I have to put in some rules :(

GIVEAWAY ENDS 12/28/14 AT MIDNIGHT PST. I WILL MESSAGE BOTH WINNERS. IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND WITHIN 12 HOURS OF RECEIVING THE MESSAGE, I WILL CHOOSE ANOTHER WINNER.

idk. this is my first giveaway. pick a god and pray.

Sweet :3

augmentedengineer said:

IGN was run by Team Magma this entire time, I KNEW IT.

Art by puniper

what the fuck venasaur doing?

his best

;_;

OHHHHH MY GOD.

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

Cranky Kong’s closing comments in the Donkey Kong 64 manual.

i wanted to see how long it takes for my bus to get to my house in 10th grade and then forgot about it until college

IT’S A GIF

HAVE FUN MAKIN PLAID STUFF

>No hint of relational strain

>Eats raw potatoes