I love fanfic writers. Never change.

This is a similar yet also opposite vibe to the fanfic writer who apologized for being late because she was getting married.

will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake

so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type

Man ordering food: I work in the restaurant business ;)

Children working at restaurant: this guy must really like cherries. Got something in your eye there sir

Can and will steal your man

“Teaching kitten to use a scratching post.”

(via)

Good baby! Atta baby! OMG that one tiny white toe…

I’m glad I watched this

that one initial scene in class was like

simon: i hate rich people especially the monarchy

the literal prince of sweden: damn yes king i might be in love with you lmao

— but i like you… and that is not fake.

yooo this kid is coming for throats 😂😂😭

Lmao omg

Whose CHILD?? Lmaooo

These kids.

They too damn much

“…Where did you find this kid?” 😂😂😂😩

Lmaoo

accusing real life people of gaybaiting you is so funny to me.. how is it someone else's fault that YOU have a bad gaydar

"they profited off ambiguity" they literally just painted their nails and you diagnosed them with with fruit.

Me during the whole day: I want to do a total of 0 (zero) things

Me at night: I need to get my life together, I want to be fluent in 3 languages, practice different art styles, learn about the modern civilization and economy and politics and watch a bunch of movies and write and read a couple of books and do e v e r y t h i n g.

YES