hooligans
All you anti milkers are fools. Imagine a milkless world. No cakes nor pies. What are you putting in your coffee to cool it down? Water? Appley juice? I hate all of you.
Just guys bein dudes
“friendship kiss”
so that’s what we’re calling it now
just Allies bein pAllies
Malls Across 80s America by Michael Galinsky
i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left
She was so proud of her leaf.
couture
i’m so excited for the future, and by “the future” i mean the spider man homecoming sequel
but why do you need both a fan and kirby?
To keep Kirby cool
that is fair and makes perfect sense
OH. I THOUGHT WE WERE LOOKING AT THE SQUASHED CAR
what circle of hell is this?
taken literally 1 minute apart
Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.
Damned if you scooby doo, damned if you scooby don’t…
me coming out of the dressing room looking for approval before purchase