seeing the reason that newey left red bull is because he’s unsettled at the state the team has been in since the horner allegations came out like yes actually let’s circle back to that please!

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

"it has an LCD and an app!" that will be so fun in 7 years when everything still works except the dead screen and the abandoned software.

"so many extra features" so that's why it costs 3x more and has 1/5th the lifespan of the old model.

i hope that the discussion about student protests does not get reduced to "privileged rich kids faffing around at an ivy league school." setting aside that tenuous claim, over the last week, protests have erupted over the entire country. a few days ago, riot police beat, pepper-sprayed, and arrested NYU faculty shielding students; protests started at the university of southern california when the admin cancelled the valedictorian's speech; encampments appeared at the university of southern carolina, UT dallas, the university of maryland, the university of new mexico, IUPUI, virginia tech, the university of virginia, the university of illinois, the university of north carolina — chapel hill, the university of pittsburgh, uc berkeley, the university of michigan — ann arbor, MIT, emerson, tufts, the university of rochester, rice, swarthmore, the new school, vanderbilt university, with students arrested; students protested or walked out at miami university, northwestern, temple, the 5 claremont colleges: pomona, pitzer, scripps, harvey mudd, and claremont mckenna, stanford, washington university in st louis, students were arrested at ohio state, students were confronted by riot police at cal poly humboldt, after which they occupied campus, students were arrested at the university of minnesota — twin cities, after which faculty walked out; and yes, there are protests at the other ivies, most notably yale, with students facing mass arests after encampments, but there is also an encampment at brown, protests appeared at cornell, princeton faculty issued a statement of solidarity while students are preparing an encampment, and harvard banned the undergraduate palestine solidarity committee. there are thousands of students who are protesting for palestine across the entire country, facing harassment, arrest, and suspension in return

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

what a universe……

in the japanese suburbs, every street is lined with rain gutters, so even during heavy rain, the streets are perfectly navigable, even on foot. in the american suburbs, there's like one drain every couple of streets, so whenever it storms, the streets turn into rivers

the american driver craves the sensation of hydroplaning

the americans yearn for venice

fixed it‼️

rbr pit crew pulling off a universe-tilting 2.0+2.1 double stack and then being like hey :) wanna see me do it again? :) and then casually pulling off a 1.9+2.0 double stack

Carolina Hurricanes Fake News

Jordan Staal disowned by brothers for coming out as "bi-curious"

Burns put on waivers for shaving beard

Brind'amour petitions league to count shots on goal instead of goals, citing "unfair" advantage of high-scoring teams

Puljujarvi replaced by golden retriever, Jaffa, in Air Bud situation

Freddie Andersen revealed as ghost when zamboni driver speaks out: "Andersen? But...he's been dead for ten years."

Hanna Yates canceled for "cruel and demeaning" questions during intermission interview. Svechnikov, through tears: "I didn't even know she spoke Russian."

Aho, Teravainen, Raanta, Kotkaniemi and Puljujarvi not Finnish, admit to decades-long hoax

Pyotr Kochetkov in first full-length interview: "Yeah, I've been able to speak English this whole time."

This is killing me 😂😂

Chinese Grand Prix, 2024

—  mirages: the unexpurgated diary of anaïs nin

‘F**K THAT GUY’ - RICCIARDO FURIOUS WITH STROLL’S CRASH REACTION

Fan view of the incident between Daniel and Stroll | Shanghai 2024

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

Teamwork..................................................................................

Me, when they made the U-turn:

^ my exact reaction

The Bolshoi has nothing on this choreography.

There is. No. Unskilled. Labor.

This works no matter which slice you start with

this is revolutionary meme technology right here

It also reads correctly clockwise and counterclockwise.