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Hi errybody. I need advice for dating someone who works third shift. We've been together for almost two years (made it through long distance). He's been on third shift for the last four months and we just have not learned how to successfully cope with this. Hallllpp please
Day 1: I started out great. The mix was a little spicy with the cayenne pepper. Wasn't quite prepared for that. Then something stressful happened at school and I had a mini break down. I was also pmsing hardcore. I made these two excuses for myself and decided to eat the foods I want the last time and start the cleanse the next day. Day 2: Actually day one. Lol I started by drinking the recommended hot water with two teaspoons of sea salt. Did you know this is a natural laxative? I did not. Imagine my surprise. 😯💩 I'm doing this cleanse for a few reasons. First and foremost, to gain control of my dependency on food. Second is to lose weight and third is to clean out toxins from all the crap I've been eating.
It's only the third week and I have the worst anxiety I've had in a long time. I'm talking insomnia, nails splitting, psoriasis ish things, and hives. My body is like no!!! And my mind is also that way too. But I will not let myself quit. Only three more months and ten more days to go.
I'm in love, you guys. Like, really far in.
Brock O’hurn’s Man-Bun (xox)
And she told this excellent story of two homeowners. I just have to share it. A couple made an offer on a home and requested an inspection. Now, there was something wrong with the septic tank and to speed along the process, the buyers, sellers, and their real estate agents all came to the inspection. The septic tank worker went to solve the problem as the sellers couple and buyers couple waited in the yard. The septic tank worker comes back and says, "Well, here's your problem. Somebody's been flushing condoms!" There were so many condoms, that they clogged the septic system. The husband said "Well, those aren't mine. I had a vasectomy years ago" And the wife took off running in a panic! Hahahhahahahahahaha oh lawd.
(via happyvibes-healthylives)
BAM.
I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.
dat sass in the last gif holy fuck
THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING
avoid people who mess with your head
avoid people who intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you
avoid people who expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you
avoid people who can’t and won’t apologise sincerely
“Everything you can imagine is real.”
— Pablo Picasso
Found this gem on Pinterest
