My life as a being.

With the way music school works this isn’t even that out of the question.

"Whether you’re drunk or stoned or we’re sober and old, If I’m with you I’m a happy man.”

I’m not trying to sound bleh, but the face crop is pretty bad. Soon, I’ll stop posting submissions like this. But this was kinda funny so whatever. (submitted by: milkthattasteslikerealmilk)

found these pictures on google

there’s like a whole blog compilation of these awkwardjulian FYI

FETUS CHARLIE AW THE SAME SMILE AND EVERYTHANG

Cup Song - Rite of Spring

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

Cats in scarves in the fall.

Amriiiiiiiit, for youuuuuu

I’m too excited for my book to come out on October 14th. I want one of you to read it NOW! 

Reblog this for a chance to win an autographed hardcover copy of Laughing At My Nightmare before anyone else gets it! 

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I will pick a winner on Monday (9/29) morning! 

I’m doing the first HARDCOVER giveaway for my upcoming memoir! Reblog for your chance to win!

Picking the winner tomorrow morning!!!

Yes please.

Me for all of high school

also me on a treadmill

Yes

this is literally the best video on the internet

are those the fucking jonas brothers

Italy 1959

Vintage paradise