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Lonely Lonely Lonely Whale 🐳

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🌸Yumi: Korean, 18 🌸 Welcome to my blog 😊
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oogityboogityboo

listen i got a rabbit when i was the ripe age of eight years old. originally named him button bc that was my old rabbits name and i was convinced if i just gave him that name the spirit of button would live on in him (rip in peace tiny friend) but after a while he chewed threw the fuckin lawn mower wire so my eight year old self called that sucker chompy. now i dont kno if you kno but rabbits are supposed to live like six to eight years as a pet, and before that button had kicked the proverbial fuckin bucket after a few months so we weren’t expecting the situation we’re currently in. chompy, as it turns out, gives absolutely 0 fucks what any rabbit website says. i am nearly twenty years old and this little dude just wont quit. you bet ur bottom dollar i go out every single mornin rain or shine to let his sorry ass out of the hutch so he can eat the grass, chase the birds and make my mum gnash her teeth and cry bc we cant plant shit bc he’ll straight up just devour any plant he finds. eleven years. this fucker is eleven years old. im pretty sure he’s just running on straight up spite at this point bc everyone i speak to in my family is like ‘is that rabbit still going?????’ you better FUCKIN believe that rabbit is tearin shit up in my back garden to this day. but now im in this situation where i tell ppl i have a rabbit and theyre like ‘ooo whats his name??’ and i, a nineteen year old, have to look them dead in the eye and say chompy. the ridiculous fuckin name i gave him eleven years ago. what a world 

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angelicgarnet-moved

things i love about cats 

  • when they run across the house at full speed for no reason 
  • when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u 
  • when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door 
  • the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something 
  • their tiny sneezes 
  • when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards 
  • the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise 
  • when they see something they like and their pupils get really big 
  • when their tail gets puffy 
  • when they do the slow blinking thing 
  • when they look like a loaf of bread 
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• small meows • BIGmeows! • rolling with the paws up and looking right at you because they know you will die of cute • when they sit near you and just purr because they love to be near you and are happy • little kitty tennis noises when they are trying to catch a fly or the toy on a stick

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  • dancing and trilling while you make their breakfast
  • that thing where they wanna look out the window but the blinds are down so they stick their head past them with their body sticking out
  • waking up with kitty snoozing on your feet
  • falling asleep to the mattress gently moving while kitty grooms themselves
  • that thing where they’re in a stalky mood and you twiddle your fingers at them and they stick exactly half their face out of hiding to look at you.
  • when they natter at things out the window
  • solemn joyous paw flexing
  • that sound they make when they notice you that you’re pretty sure is your name in cat language
  • When they pause in the middle of grooming between their hind legs and stare at you with one leg up in the air like, ‘wat’
  • getting scent marked. you are theirs now!
  • gallump gallumph gallumph gallumph

This is perfect

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as-warm-as-choco

Pokemon GO パルクールで逃げまくる ピカチュウとヒトカゲ

Nefeli, look at team rocket looking at pikachu doin’ parkour :P

DUDE. Oh, my god, you can just feel all the effort and love that was put into this video, this is amazing!

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squishtopus

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

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alwayssomewherebound

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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The Signs as Girls I've Fallen In Love With

Aries: You were out with your friends. Your smile was so big and so gorgeous. You looked over at me twice, a smirk painted on your round face. You were so cute, you intimidated me a little bit. But you had a softness about you.
Taurus: My first girl crush. Your eyes were storms, and your cheeks always rosy. You always made my knees quiver and my heart beat. I miss you. I miss you more than I admit. I wished I kissed you. You're still in my dreams.
Gemini: You taught me how to smoke weed in my car on a sunny September morning. The smoke danced through your golden hair and you laughed so hard. You're hands are very soft. I remember you coming into my room at 6 in the morning, wanting to go for a drive. I hope your head is clear. I hope you're still laughing.
Cancer: Charming, magnetic, warm. You were always so warm. The time I saw the small of your back when you lifted your shirt is still alive in my memory. Your smile could stop the rotation of the Earth. I'm sure it has.
Leo: I saw you in a photograph. The brightest smile I've ever seen. So radiant that the sun should hang her head in shame. Glowing. Always glowing. I've only ever wanted to be in your arms. You are so alive in my imagination. I hope you're alive in reality.
Virgo: I caught your eye in a mirror. You were so beautiful and so eager. Your steely resolve melted my heart. I was standing against the wall, admiring your determination. I'm sure you saw me. I thought about saying hi, but you probably would have walked away, leaving me to imagine an intoxicating conversation.
Libra: I saw you at a concert. You smiled so much, and your eyes were so bright. I lost myself in them. Our eyes met a million times that night. You returned my smile and blushed a lot. I wanted to find you after the show, but you disappeared.
Scorpio: I've always wanted to kiss you. So passionate. So loud. So unique. Always moving. Always working to be a better you. I admire you so much and have wanted not only to be you, but to be with you. You would probably break my heart. I would love to be broken by you.
Sagittarius: You were always running. You always sat a little too close to me. You always talked a little too loud. You were so electric. Sometimes I still picture you, you always looked like a painting. I hope he paints you.
Capricorn: Quiet. But there was something brewing there. You walked around like you owned the place, and I wanted to run with you. You wouldn't let anyone break through to you. I wanted to so bad. I hope you know that.
Aquarius: I love you. I'm so in love with you. I haven't stopped thinking about you since the day we met. I trust you. So beautiful and so weird. I love the way you talk and the way your eyes shine whenever you smile. I'm so caught up in you. I love you more than any girl on this list.
Pisces: You don't believe it but you are so very important to me. You have so much to offer this world. I want you to believe in yourself the way I do. So strong. You love more than anyone I know.
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