In class today, my teacher mentioned John (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s transgender son), referring to him as ‘their daughter who wishes to be called a boy.’ I responded by saying ‘So you mean their son.’ He said ‘I will only refer to her as her real gender, because it’s my choice.’ And so I’ve decided to always refer to this teacher as Mrs. instead of Mr. and if they don’t like being misgendered, oh well, because it’s my choice,
lol heres a picture of me throwing up
sorry if ur squeamish
goddammit reblog me i almost got kicked out of target for throwing (and dropping) it a million times trying to get a clear shot
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
too risky man
I'm eating Doritos at 4am and I have no regrets
The Titanic theme played on the recorder.
here’s a picture of drool on my tablet from me laughing so hard
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHING
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My grandma just came into my room and asked if i was ok she thought i was in pain or something but NO THATS NOT IT IM LAUGHING SO GODDAMN HAR DJESUS FUCKIFNG CRHISFT
MY DOG IS BARKING AT IT OMG
OMFG I WAS LISETING TO THIS I COULDN’T FEEL MY SIDES, THEN I SEEN THE PICTURE OF THE DROOL AND ROLLED OFF MY BED I CANT!!!
MY HALLMATES ARE TEXTING ME TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT’S 2 AM AND THEY HAVE A FINAL TOMORROW BUT I CAN’T STOP HELP ME
Things were going so well, then I got smack in the face with a pile of “What the ever loving f***?!?!?”
THAT FUCKING SCREECHING AT THE END, OH MY GOD
omg
hoLY SHIT
JUST LET IT GET TO THE LAST BIT HOLY SHIT
My dad was on a conference call and kept giving dirty looks bc I was dying
CAN YOU HEAR MY SCREAMS
Troye Sivan - Gasoline x Taylor Swift - Wonderland (split mashup)
WEAR HEADPHONES; LEFT EAR - Gasoline, RIGHT EAR - Wonderland
yay more split mashups of my favourite songs that idk if they even match whoop !
I SHALL LISTEN TO THIS WHEN I HAVE TIME I ALREADY KNOW I’LL LOVE IT.
WOW. This is amazing.
thank you omg <3
THIS IS MY FAVE TROYE SONG AND MY FAVE TAY SONG LIKE JUST THANK YOU FOR THIS VERY MUCH
hahahaha aw thank you/you’re welcome <3
How do you people do this
Troye Sivan - Gasoline x Ed Sheeran - I’m A Mess (split mashup)
WEAR HEADPHONES; LEFT EAR - Gasoline, RIGHT EAR - I’m A Mess
sorry for the awkward cuts i cut and changed things to avoid rhythm clashes and i looped the end of i’m a mess so it wasn’t too loud w the loud bit idk what i’m saying ok bye
Celebrating lesbianism!
can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines
spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
OUR ART GROUP HAS A CHAT CALLED ‘FUCK BITCHES GET MONET’
NOW IT IS ‘WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GOGH GOGH’
'FIRST THINGS FIRST IM SURREALIST'
relationship goals
fifty shades of grey was such a good movie
