welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

This healed me….

Whale Shark Gliding Through Bioluminiscent Algae _ Mike Nulty

SPACE SHARK

[ID: A silent black and white video showing a whale shark swimming through black water studded with small dots of white, or bioluminescent algae. Combined with the white spots along the whale shark's entire back, the video gives the strong impression that the shark is a being swimming through space. End ID]

OMG

i lost it at jondor

@dyslexicorn

the absolute mindfuck of learning that when americans said “pumpkin spice” they were talking about like. nutmeg and cinnamon. and not adding pumpkin flavouring to stuff

these are still the most hilarious

Little beaver taking a little sip

[ID: A baby beaver drinking from a small stream of water. /end ID]

This transition is straight out of a horror movie

@heymynameismolly-jk wow

sorry but this is absolutely sending me

Friday Funnies!

why you should watch lindsay ellis’s “into the omegaverse: how a fanfic trope landed in federal court”: 

I watched this video and now am a worse person because of it.

I highly suggest that you watch it too

UPDATE: THERE IS A FOLLOWUP VIDEO AND I’M LOSING MY MIND

We stan

who am i to you, lan wangji?

Opening up a pineapple

Wait a moment…

Why do I have the feeling no one knew this before? Is this revelatory? Damn. I could have enlightened all of you. Ah well, these gents did a fabulous job.

I discovered this method through trial and error, while stealing pineapples in London. You have no idea how baffling they were to me the first time I saw one, but I knew there was delicious fruit inside, because by god, I could smell it.

I mean… If you didn’t have a knife or tool…

Like, this is how the first people got pineapples open

I don’t even like pineapple but if people need to know

no we’re not letting this circulate without comment on the fucking vampire RP guy saying he discovered this on his own stealing pineapples from victorian london. sorry

Another example of how statistics are the Devil, and one must always be vigilant as to whether a claim of averages is referring to mean, median, or mode.

Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.

I couldn’t tell what it was at first, but that wasn’t what I was expecting

i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times

There’s literally no way to guess. There’s no way at all to guess

i showed this to my mom, my aunt, my grandma, and the minute the quarantine ends this is going to become my go to dinner party conversation starter

Sea serpent

Moose are pretty good swimmers and they swim enough for Orca Whales to pose a significant threat.

My favorite moose fact is the cryptid herd in New Zealand. We know they’re out there, but nobody has seen one in over half a century.

In New Zealand.

Hi I’m sorry. I usually don’t insist that people elaborate on their comments but-

What the everloving fuck are you talking about???

In 1910, a herd of 6 females and 4 males was released in Fiordland. The last confirmed sighting was in 1952, and it was considered marginal territory for them, so it was presumed they had died out.

Until some moose hair was found in 2002.

This lead to extensive searches and installation of automatic cameras - none of which have caught an actual moose, though bedding and rub sites have been found.

The current theory as I understand it is that they’re living off of rich seaweed beds in the area.

Reblogging for the cryptid moose

NZ moose sighting in early 2020, everything you could want from a cryptid sighting