@brandonurie / brandonurie.tumblr.com
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !
manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks
8tracks really is a website that does not want to be useable
Ok, let’s admit it. The Biggest Forced Hetero Relationship on tv ever had to be Kelsi and Ryan from High school musical.
did I write this
If I don’t see you everyday, I will forget who you are. I’m like a goldfish!
So i feel like I might get some hate for this but it needs to be said. The true crime community has been constantly getting bullied and harassed. We are currently forced into hiding or getting vicious threats for what we like. I think that since june is pride month, we in the TCC should be proud of who we are.
I think that we should declare June a pride month for the TCC as well. Dont be afraid to wear your wrath shirts or make jokes about your favorite killers.
We get told daily we have mental problems for what we like. I have gotten death threats and people on the street saying shit to me for what I wear. I have gotten shit at school for what I say about columbine. I legit think someone should make a TCC flag so I can hang it in pride this month.
Love you all!
There’s no F for Freaks in LGBT sorry
every single person who has not seen a horse by the age of 13 has died at 33
I don’t know why but this ask scares me and I want it out of my inbox but I’m afraid if I delete it it will curse me
trump: *pulls out of the paris agreement, severely harming the current global efforts to combat global warming because he’s either too fucking stupid or too evil to see that it’s a big deal and also starts the process of wiping out net neutrality, an objectively horrible thing for everone that isn’t a massive telecom company executive and will cause untold levels of damage on our ability to communicate through the internet*
media:
trump: *makes a spelling mistake on twitter*
media: OMG have you heard of
look i really hate to be that person who takes anything seriously on this hellsite but i’ve had it up to about here with the “trump is an evil mastermind distracting us from the real problems instead of an unstable, senile old man with a tenuous grip on reality” conspiracy theories so i’ve just gotta do it today
# of nyt articles on “covfefe”: 27 # of nyt articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 292 # of wapo articles on “covfefe”: 54, but most of them are short mentions in news roundup blog posts so i’ll let it slide # of wapo articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 288 # of politico articles on “covfefe”: 17 # of politico articles on the paris agreement within the past 7 days: 142
too tired already to get into the net neutrality issue too but the point is: if you’re getting all your news from twitter memes, of course you’ve heard more about covfefe than actual policy, but the root of the matter isn’t that journalists aren’t doing their jobs and reporting on the real issues, it’s that you’re getting all your news from twitter memes
Me in 2016: *squinting* I can’t quite put my finger on it but I don’t like Thomas Sanders Thomas Sanders in 2017: writes a looooong long ass asexual discourse post Me:
whats a mob to a king. whats a king to a god. whats a god to a non believer. whats a non believer to a poisonous dart frog
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a king
what’s a poisonous dart frog to a second poisonous dart frog
a friend
GUEST: VENUS MANSION
There’s a huge difference between mimes and clowns, but oh so little does that matter when either and/or both of them are suddenly in your house late at night.
Are you ok? like do you need help?
my gussy(goth pussy)???!?
