Astronomical Clock 1540, Munster, Westfalen. Photo credit

I have never put on pantihose before, but it sounds dangerous.

The Princess Diaries (2001), dir. Garry Marshall

@ everyone saying it wasn’t a UFO

1) it’s unsure what it was 2) it flew 3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands for

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#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

manspreading in the electric chair

two bottoms chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they’re both bottoms

Is it because the jets are 5 feet apart?

you know what

I’m.

mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss

fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes

this post came from a darker universe

All the planets at once

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Amazing Halloween collection. Link.

fuck dude it sure is

DM: Okay, let me just find my notes on the potion shop.

DM: Ah yes. I wrote: potion shop. And that’s it.