Noooo

bruh…

I heavily fuck with myself.

i have more probably but here

rosie came to play yesterday~

Thank you, urban dictionary

Pi Day of the Century

3/14/15 9:26:53

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

i still think its 2012

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

Kim Possible been facetiming since 2002..

I can’t believe how long it took me to realize that the “nagging wife” sitcom stereotype is literally just “useless husband is incapable of doing his share of the housework despite being repeatedly asked” framed to demonize the woman

i wanna be drunk, smoking a cigarette at 1am on a balcony, looking down to the crowded shiny city, while you’re waiting for me in the bed.