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@geoffseightgreatestmistakes / geoffseightgreatestmistakes.tumblr.com

I'm Bailey, I write way too much fanfiction, and I try my best.
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Out of the Blue, Into the Black (1/3)

Summary: He glances over at Connor out of the corner of his eye. Connor’s looking elsewhere, and Hank feels kind of awkward for looking. They’ve been doing this weird dance lately-- circling around each other as if they are on the same page but too scared to admit it. Or oblivious. Hank doesn’t know what page he’s on, or hell, what book he’s even supposed to be reading.

“Want to stop for sandwiches on the way back?” He offers, since it’s almost their lunch hour.

“Sure, you can pick the place,” Connor nods. His eyes flick over to Hank, and he cracks a smile. It’s small and sweet, and Hank returns it happily.

The little flutter of warmth in his chest only confuses him more.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence,

Tags: A/B/O Dynamics, Human AU, Alpha Hank, Omega Connor, Angst with a Happy Ending, Getting Together, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Blood, Crime Scenes, Kidnapping, Hurt/Comfort, Case Fic, First Kiss, Blood, Crime Scenes

Note: I’ve spent SO MUCH time on this!! I’m so so so excited for yall to read this!! But please pay attention to the tags-- this first chapter isn’t as bad but the next one has a lot of violence.

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Like Honey

Summary: The heavy bass of the club music rumbles Hank's chest. He regrets everything, regrets picking up this case, regrets allowing Connor to drag him out here for some undercover thing.

The bass is so loud it's making the amber liquid in his glass ripple. He's got a raging headache, and watching strange hands curl around Connor's hips on the dance floor is making it worse.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Non-Consensual Kissing

Tags: A/B/O Dynamics, Human AU, Alpha Hank, Omega Connor, Undercover Mission, Non-Consensual Kissing, Pre-Relationship, Jealous Hank Anderson,

Note: decided to write out a twitter thread I wrote. It's becoming a habit haha. But it's fun!!! Hope ya'll enjoy this, because I love writing this A/B/O hankcon au!! 

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Old Dogs Learn New Tricks

Summary: It’s been a long time since Hank’s had anything up his ass, and even longer since he’d been on bottom. He wants to figure out what all the hype is about.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content

Tags: A/B/O Dynamics, Human AU, Alpha Hank, Omega Connor, Porn without Plot, well there's plot if you squint, Bottom Hank, Top Connor, Explicit Sexual Content, Fluff, Body Worship

Note: as usual, bailey gets carried away with a twitter thread. This is becoming a really nasty habit, but Hank Big and Bottom Hank and Alpha Hank got the best of me.

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feels good to be alive

Chapter 4 / ? – tell me about last night

Summary: Hank doesn’t have time for this. He’s got nearly a dozen open cases on his hands; he doesn’t have time for slowly falling for a pretty boy twink android who works at some seedy strip club in the rough side of town.

He just wants to close a case for once. Except it seems like the cases popping up these days lead back to that android who’s too smart for his own good and doesn’t belong in the life he lives in.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Attempted Sexual Assault

Tags: Rating Subject to Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Post Peaceful Revolution, Escort/Stripper AU, Connor is an Escort, he wasn’t involved in the revolution, Sexual Content,

Note: hhhh i should've posted this a week and a half ago. i had this chapter written forever and a day ago, i just didn't want to edit. but it's here now, and this is where shit gets interesting ;)

and in this chapter my need to write dialogue all the time gets really intense. whoopsie,

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First Impressions

Summary: “Can I help you?” Hank huffs out.

“Hi, you’re Lieutenant Anderson, correct?” The stranger asks. His head tilts a little, almost like a confused dog.

“Yeah,” Hank’s eyebrows pinch in.

The stranger, boldly, sticks out a hand in greeting.

“I’m Connor Stern. Captain Fowler assigned me as your partner.”

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Hank’s new partner is a youthful Omega, smelling of fizzy fruit soda, driving Hank wild. But in Hank Anderson fashion, Hank doesn’t make a could first impression.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: N/A

Tags: A/B/O Dynamics, Human AU, Future AU, no androids but it’s still future detroit setting, Pre-Relationship,

Note: my best friend got me thinking about A/B/O dynamics, an au i haven’t thought about in such a long time. And DBH is lacking some, so I shall provide :D hope yall enjoy!!

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Librocubicularist

RSummary: Librocubicularist (n.) (English, Latin Roots)

A person who likes to read in bed.

Example: Hank, ever the librocubicularist, is snuggled under a blanket with a well-worn book in hand.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: N/A

Tags: Slice of Life, Fluff, Post-Canon, Post Peaceful Android Revolution

Note: I did a few fics in this style a few years back… I thought it might be fun to pick it up again and play around with it, since our fave android does have access to every word ever known to man!! This’ll probably end up being little short things though, probably more of a writing exercise more than anything else… and most likely barely edited.

(there are exceptions though, i can always get carried away with things, hahaha)

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Get Out of My Head

Summary: “I hear every single person you bring home,” Connor’s voice gets quiet all of the sudden. Barely above a whisper. Connor looks down at the floor. His “Are you trying to hurt me? Torture me by making me listen? I thought…”

He trails off, unsure of where he’s going.

Hank’s heart falls through his chest. It falls through the floor, going deep into the core of the earth.

“Oh-- oh god Connor,” Hank rasps out. “I was trying to get you out of my head.”

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Or, Connor’s neighbor is too loud in bed and Connor catches feelings that he doesn’t know what to do with.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Explicit Sexual Content

Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Human AU, Strangers to Lovers, Neighbor AU, Porn with Plot, Masturbation, Mutual Pining, Voyeurism, these idiots cant handle their emotions, no beta read, barely edited too haha, connor’s got a praise kink if you squint

Note: so um I read [this] twitter thread and was inspired to write.

Now idk what happened to my typical writing style in this, but oh well this was fun to write. This is hardly edited lmao I wrote this in roughly 7 hours (I did get distracted frequently haha by twitter threads). So I hardly edited this before posting. So i hope yall like this!!! I did it was so much fun to write c:

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feels good to be alive

Chapter 3 / ? – working late

Summary: Hank doesn’t have time for this. He’s got nearly a dozen open cases on his hands; he doesn’t have time for slowly falling for a pretty boy twink android who works at some seedy strip club in the rough side of town.

He just wants to close a case for once. Except it seems like the cases popping up these days lead back to that android who’s too smart for his own good and doesn’t belong in the life he lives in.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Attempted Sexual Assault

Tags: Rating Subject to Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Post Peaceful Revolution, Escort/Stripper AU, Connor is an Escort, he wasn’t involved in the revolution, Sexual Content,

Note: this chapter is on the slow side, but i have to lay the foundations for the plot at some point :D it is long so hopefully that tides yall over

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Chapter 2 / ? – a stray tie

Summary: Hank doesn’t have time for this. He’s got nearly a dozen open cases on his hands; he doesn’t have time for slowly falling for a pretty boy twink android who works at some seedy strip club in the rough side of town.

He just wants to close a case for once. Except it seems like the cases popping up these days lead back to that android who’s too smart for his own good and doesn’t belong in the life he lives in.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Attempted Sexual Assault

Tags: Rating Subject to Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Post Peaceful Revolution, Escort/Stripper AU, Connor is an Escort, he wasn’t involved in the revolution, Sexual Content,

Note: i was shooting the shit when writing when i had a major breakthrough about the plot line of this fic. i’m not very good at outlining things but i have lots of ideas!!!!

the shitty part though is that my main laptop suddenly decided to fail on me and my backup isn’t the best for writing… so that’s kind of shitty but oh well. i hope ya’ll like this anyway because i’m going to have so much fun writing this <3<3

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Chapter 2 / ? – a stray tie

Summary: Hank doesn’t have time for this. He’s got nearly a dozen open cases on his hands; he doesn’t have time for slowly falling for a pretty boy twink android who works at some seedy strip club in the rough side of town.

He just wants to close a case for once. Except it seems like the cases popping up these days lead back to that android who’s too smart for his own good and doesn’t belong in the life he lives in.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Attempted Sexual Assault

Tags: Rating Subject to Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Post Peaceful Revolution, Escort/Stripper AU, Connor is an Escort, he wasn’t involved in the revolution, Sexual Content,

Note: i was shooting the shit when writing when i had a major breakthrough about the plot line of this fic. i’m not very good at outlining things but i have lots of ideas!!!!

the shitty part though is that my main laptop suddenly decided to fail on me and my backup isn’t the best for writing… so that’s kind of shitty but oh well. i hope ya’ll like this anyway because i’m going to have so much fun writing this <3<3

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feels good to be alive

Chapter 2 / ? -- a stray tie

Summary: Hank doesn’t have time for this. He’s got nearly a dozen open cases on his hands; he doesn’t have time for slowly falling for a pretty boy twink android who works at some seedy strip club in the rough side of town.

He just wants to close a case for once. Except it seems like the cases popping up these days lead back to that android who’s too smart for his own good and doesn’t belong in the life he lives in.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Attempted Sexual Assault

Tags: Rating Subject to Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Post Peaceful Revolution, Escort/Stripper AU, Connor is an Escort, he wasn’t involved in the revolution, Sexual Content,

Note: i was shooting the shit when writing when i had a major breakthrough about the plot line of this fic. i'm not very good at outlining things but i have lots of ideas!!!!

the shitty part though is that my main laptop suddenly decided to fail on me and my backup isn't the best for writing... so that's kind of shitty but oh well. i hope ya'll like this anyway because i'm going to have so much fun writing this <3<3

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Chapter 1 / ? -- dim red lights

Summary: Hank doesn’t have time for this. He’s got nearly a dozen open cases on his hands; he doesn’t have time for slowly falling for a pretty boy twink android who works at some seedy strip club in the rough side of town.

He just wants to close a case for once. Except it seems like the cases popping up these days lead back to that android who’s too smart for his own good and doesn’t belong in the life he lives in.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Attempted Sexual Assault

Tags: Rating Subject to Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Post Peaceful Revolution, Escort/Stripper AU, Connor is an Escort, he wasn’t involved in the revolution, Sexual Content,

Note: All the best ideas come while standing in the middle of a Walgreens, looking at shampoo bottles. Absolutely all the best ideas. I even had another hankcon fic started, but this seemed more interesting.

I guess I'll also warn ya'll that my update schedule will probably be messy. I'm on my last semester of high school and I work part time, but hopefully I can update somewhat frequently :D I'll try my best because the love I got on my first D:BH fic was incredible!!

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Morning

Summary: Hank still wasn’t used to the sound of another person in the house.

Ship: Hank Anderson/Connor (RK800)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: N/A

Tags: Post-Canon, Fluff, hank and connor’s blossoming romance really,

Note: i had been reading a lot of hankcon as i played through D:BH, so it was on my mind to write something. I finished it today and got a good ending between Connor and Hank so this is pretty much written right after I finished the game. (so i didn’t really edit it whoops)

I also decided it should be fluff since I’m extremely emotional and sob-y after finishing D:BH. And since I’ve only played through once, I don’t know all of the endings but I’m just going to assume that androids now have rights, and the whole thing went peacefully… because I really am a no-violence person.

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tumblr is uhhh,,, yikes

Since the staff thought the solution to their porn bot problem was just flagging all "adult" content, the chances of my stuff getting pulled is somewhat high....

So I'm just letting you guys know that some shit of mine could get taken down, but I also don't plan on changing that stuff, so if it does there is a mirror posted on my AO3.

I don't think this will necessarily matter since I don't post a lot anymore, but if I do chances are I won't post it on Tumblr to save the trouble.

So just follow my ao3 haha and we'll be fine.

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Your Lips in the Streetlights (6/?)

Chapter Six:  midwest shooting star

Summary: “Do you accept?”

“I feel like I’ll be signing up for something horrible if I say yes.”

There’s something about Steve Harrington. He glows like the sun’s bottled up inside him, and his easy confidence draws Jonathan in easily. It’s hard to say no to him.

“How about I call you?”

“You don’t have my number.”

“Yellow pages.”

Jonathan knows that that’s not a bad thing.

Ship: Jonathan Byers/Steve Harrington

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Bullying, mild violence

Tags: Rating May Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Greek Gods, Questioning, New Kid, Period-typical homophobia, mild violence, bully

Note: this chapter got real long real quick lmao but it's mostly dialogue hahaha

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Your Lips in the Streetlights (5/?)

Chapter Five:  ain't going away without a fight

Summary: “Do you accept?”

“I feel like I’ll be signing up for something horrible if I say yes.”

There’s something about Steve Harrington. He glows like the sun’s bottled up inside him, and his easy confidence draws Jonathan in easily. It’s hard to say no to him.

“How about I call you?”

“You don’t have my number.”

“Yellow pages.”

Jonathan knows that that’s not a bad thing.

Ship: Jonathan Byers/Steve Harrington

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Bullying, mild violence

Tags: Rating May Change, Additional Tags to be Added, Greek Gods, Questioning, New Kid, Period-typical homophobia, mild violence, bully

Note:  in this chapter I kinda realized that Karen is Nancy's stepmom, making Mike and Holly her half siblings. (They don't tell anybody about Nancy not being Karen's though). Plus, thanks to a comment on an earlier chapter, I also realized that that means that Ted slept with Athena, hahaha!

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