sometimes i think about how the incredibly raw line “i’m old enough to know that not all dreams come true. you and i never made it, chris, and it’s hard for me to face the embers of that dream.” comes from a chris fleming song about an h&r block employee named sick jan
This is like the opposite of that Peep Show bit
we kiss our customers on the mouth with tongue
Trick Question, we don't have customers we have 'Guests' :^]
The best of Greg from Over the Garden Wall
HAPPY BISEXUAL VISIBILITY DAY
WUTHERING HEIGHTS kate bush
me carefully reading the wiki page on some character from a game i’ve literally never played and not going to:
me getting to that juicy Trivia section:
ScreaMING
finally cured myself of the curse of memory and now i can touch the burners on the stove as many times as i want with all the excitement of new discoveries and none of the knowledge of upcoming pain
Pls appreciate my meme cuz no one on twitter does
Queen its been 0 seconds
John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019
Aight cool someone finally said it