I, @janothar, will soon be stepping down as the President of the Zionist Venusian Colony.  Would anyone like to run to be my replacement? If so, register soon, and then we’ll have an election!

…Pesach. It means Pesach. Potato meal.

You guys, the Venusian colony is not primary Ashkenazi orthodox, so kitniyot is fine on the colony.

LET THERE BE RICE

Hey, PewDiePie defenders.  Defend this.  I FUCKING DARE YOU.

Um…. Are you guys seriously still Anti-Pewdiepie? I don’t even like Pewdiepie and I think this is bullshit. All the things he does, videos and out, are jokes. If he was serious, it wouldn’t be on some backwater website nobody cares about. Honestly, grow the fuck up and learn to have your own opinions for once

It’s on gizmodo, a mainstream tech journalism site.

And yes, I’m anti pewdiepie. He gives aid and comfort to my enemies, Nazis, white supremacists and antisemites of all kind.

Of course you would say that. Maybe it hasn’t gotten through your thick skull, but all people do is place him as a villan because it gives them support. How fo you know this wasn’t made up? Seriously. This is probably a story for attention

I watched the video. It’s every bit as bad as described. It is a story for attention, all articles seek to draw attention to their topic. In this case the topic is rising antisemitism enabled by shitstains like pdp

Lmao. Read the bottom statement of that article. “We’ve reached out to Felix and we will update when we get a response.” Again, they did the same thing WSJ did: Made a story without confirming alll the facts

What needs confirmed? The article is basically “look at this horrifically antisemitic video he uploaded” and then they asked him for a comment and are waiting to hear back.

Seriously, what do you think needs further confirmation?

@twxn-dragxns wtf is wrong with you? Are you ok? Who hurt you? Really, don’t just come to a bunch of Jewish people being very concerned about a very real antisemitic nazi-enabler and say shit like “through you’re thick skull” I will not hesitate to call you out on my main.

I don’t givr a flying fuck. Nobody cares. If anything, you saying that is a threat. I can easily report you and nobody would argue. And as for your points, all that i said was check your sources, before making statements, otherwise you look like a idiot, like you?

If you didn’t give a flying fuck, why are you even here?

And what the hell was the threat that @zionistplutonianspacecolony made? Seriously, identify the threat.  To “call you out”? That’s at best a threat to say some words.  Not really actionable.

As for checking sources...they’ve been checked.  The facts are correct.  When challenged, you couldn’t come up with a single statement that isn’t true.  And in the process of trying, YOU made incorrect statements about the facts in this situation (claiming that anyone said that PDP had created the game in question, for instance, rather than just customizing a character to be Hitler)

Furthermore, you threw you little fit, and when proved wrong, you blocked and ran, but then came back to argue with other people.

…I have too many sideblogs. I’m going to start offering them up to interested parties:

Anyone want to be the President of the @zionistvenusiancolony?

Would someone else like to take over the @jumblrbookclub after we finish the current book?

Passing these on to people who would actually use them would be great.

…………..😒

I’ll be fucking god damned before we let them take the moon.

I’ll kick his ass in space if he thinks he’s taking the god damn moon

Space antifa punches Richard Spencer’s helmet so hard it ruptures and his whole body is ripped out through a dime sized hole in the face plate

I always thought Moonraker was the worst James Bond movie but really it was a preemptive documentary

Look, let him try. The Moon is our mother and she is determined to protect us. We need to trust her. She will pretend to welcome him before crushing his bones inside of his body like the beautiful bad bitch she is.

@tikkunolamorgtfo Can we confirm that this is a declaration of war on the Zionist Moon Base?

THE ZIONIST MOON BASE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ACT OF NAZI AGGRESSION

VENUS STANDS IN SOLIDARITY WITH @zionistmooncolony

International Holocaust Day of Remembrance Rant

Today is International Holocaust Remembrance Day. I’m more convinced than ever that it could happen here. I’m also convinced that if it were to happen here, the left would not support us.

There have been dozens of bomb threats against Jewish Community Centers in the US these past few weeks. Yet only two of my hundreds of goyische Facebook Friends said anything about it and one only knew because his niece went to pre-school at a JCC. It’s not common knowledge, but JCC’s actually provide services and facilities for non-Jews as well as Jews, including pre-K and daycare. Which meant that one of my FB friends was aware of it without effecting her.

I’ve seen dozens of articles talking about the ethics of protecting Nazis, but I’ve seen virtually nothing outside of the Jewish media about protecting Jews. I’ve heard nothing anywhere about anti-romani racism.

The American Left seems increasingly blind to antisemitism and has grown moreso over the course of my life. Instead, what I’ve seen is an increasing display of Oppression Olympics in which antisemitism seems to constantly lose. The Left doesn’t de-prioritize antisemitism in favor of other issues so much as utterly ignore it.

When I showed some friends the hate crime statistics from the FBI listing Jews as the number 1 target of religiously motivated hate crimes, being the target of over half of such crimes and being the third largest target overall after Black and LGBTQA people, my well-meaning lefty goy friends’ first reaction was not shock or horror but questioning the methodology of the data. And these are my friends. My actual friends, not internet acquaintances. These are people I went to college with and hang out with on a regular basis. 

Indeed, what I see happening is people continually downplaying Nazi antisemitism, despite the Nazis deliberately murdering 6 million Jews during the Holocaust, in favor of universalizing their hatred to include almost anyone except for Jews. I see dozens of repurposings of Niemoller’s “First they came for…” while somehow leaving Jews off the list.

It’s not like there haven’t been dozens of Swastikas painted all over the place since the Trump campaign kicked into high gear. It’s not like we haven’t had to evacuate our children from JCCs over bomb threats. It’s not like Nazis haven’t tried to organize armed marches to threaten Jews in Montana. 

So today, on Holocaust Remembrance Day, I’m calling non-Romani goyim out. Stop leaving Jews out. Stop talking around us. Stop lying about fighting antisemitism when you don’t even pay attention to it and ignore our concerns. Antisemitism neither began nor ended with the Holocaust, but the Holocaust shows us what can happen to us when hatred of Jews goes unchecked. 

It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.

I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?

And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.

And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”

Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”

“Why?!”

“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”

And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.

“Commander, we must update the code of conduct to include the humans.” “Why? Are they more aggressive than we anticipated?” “It seems to be the opposite Commander. Just this morning a crewman nearly lost their hand when attempting to stroke an unidentified feline on an unknown world. Their reaction to the attack was to call the creature a “mean kitty” and vow to win it over. Upon inquiry it seems they bond so readily with creatures outside their species that they have the capacity to feel sympathy for an alien creature they have never seen before simply because it appears distressed. I hate to say this commander but we must install a rule to prevent them from endangering their own lives when interacting with the galaxy’s fauna.” “I see what you mean. So be it, from now on no crewman is allowed to touch unknown animals without permission from a superior officer. And send a message to supplies about acquiring one of these “puppies” so that their desire to touch furred predators can be safely sated. 

Ehehehe I love this! Every time someone adds a short story to my post it gets like 90% cuter and more epic

Lets be honest, the humans would ignore the hell outta that rule whenever alone.

“So I hear that you’ve just recruited a human for your ship.”

“Yes, it’s the first time that I’ve worked with these species, but they come highly recommended. Say, you’ve worked with a few, what tips can you give me? I’d hate to have some kind of cultural misunderstanding if it’s avoidable.”

“The first rule of working with humans is never leave them unsupervised.”

“Wait, what?”

“I’m serious. Don’t do it. Things. Happen.”

“But wait, I thought that I heard you highly recommended that every crew should have at least one on board?”

“Absolutely, and I stand by that. Humans are excellent innovators, and are psychologically very resilient. If you have a crisis, then a human that has bonded wth your crew properly can be invaluable. Treat your human well and you should get the best out of them as a crew member. Their ability to get on with almost any species is legendary.”

“But Toks, didn’t you just say…”

“The trouble is that they will potentially try to bond with anything. If you leave them unsupervised, you have no idea what kind of trouble they can get themselves into. It was sheer luck that the Fanzorians thought that it was funny that the human picked up the Crown Prince to coo at him.”

“Crown Prince Horram, Scourge of Pixia?”

“The very same. Surprisingly good sense of humour. But don’t even get me started on that one time with the Dunlip. Al-Human wanted to know if they could keep it. As a pet.”

“A Dunlip? You mean the 3 metre tall apex predators from Jowun?”

“Yup. Don’t leave your humans unsupervised.”

“I’ll uh, take that under advisement.”

“Seriously. Get a supply of safe animals for the humans to bond with or they will make their own. I mean, they will try to befriend anything they come across anyway, but without any permanent pets they can get… creative. Don’t even get me started on the time one of them taped a knife to one of our auto-cleaners and named it Stabby. Three weeks in and when we finally caught the wretched thing, half the humans on crew tried to revolt about us “killing” Stabby by removing the knife. “How… how did you resolve that sir?” “Glaxcol made a toy knife out of insulation rubber and strapped that on instead. Quite a creative solution, I suppose.” “And that sated the humans? “Worse.” “Worse?” “They thought it was so funny they made a second one, strapped false eyes on springs to both and held mock battles. Then decided Stabby and Knifey were in love and now none of them will allow the others to stage fights between them any more.”

“Umm, Commander? One of the humans just let in a Scroobly.”

“Oh no, not a Scroobly! The terrible 8 foot tall furry beasts with eyes on their tails that eat people?”

“Yes, one of those.”

“What is happeinng?”

“The Scroobly is laying on the humans’ laps and … purring.”

“What?”

“It seems that the Scroobly has been tamed by these humans.”

“But we have trying to do that for a milenia! How have they succeeded?”

“I do not know, Commander. But it seems they have done it.”

“These humans are so weird.”

iveforgottenmyusername:

#omg can u imagine Space Judaism#it would be even worse than regular Judaism#in the best possible way

Yes. We can imagine it.

the thing about building bases on the moon is that, as moons go, earth’s is kind of useless

“but the moon has helium-3, which is basically the holy grail for fusion power”

the highest-concentration areas on the moon are estimated to contain ~50 ppb of helium-3.

fifty parts per billion. that means that, in order to get enough helium-3 to fill a soda bottle, you need to process about ten tons of lunar regolith. ten tons of rock for less than half a gram of helium-3.

you’d be better off leaving a can of tritium in the closet for a few years.

@argumate said: okay okay we’ll go to the asteroid belt, sheesh

the asteroid belt is probably good for mining, and apparently lots of asteroids could survive being spun up to provide centrifugal force, which would make for a habitat at least as luxurious than the martian surface, if harder to make self-sufficient. “Terraforming” the interior surface of a pressure-tight cavity is easier than terraforming a planet.

it still won’t help if you want helium-3, though. the best space-based source for that is probably Saturn. Jupiter has lots, but Jupiter has an absurdly heavy gravity well and is hellishly radioactive. unfortunately setting up an operation to scoop valuable isotopes from Saturn pretty much has ‘advanced spacecraft engines’ as a prerequisite, so like, it might be lucrative in the far future, but you kinda have to figure out the whole fusion thing first.

the first place to set up a mining operation is probably mars’s moon deimos, though. it has some valuable elements, but mostly you should mine it for ice, because ice is air and water and spacecraft propellant.

it has ice, no gravity well to speak of, is tidally locked to mars, has points on the surface with constant sunlight for solar power, takes less delta-v to get to than luna’s poles, is a nice place from which to launch missions to the outer planets…

it’s an ideally-placed refueling station, really.

Here on Venus, we at least have an atmosphere.  Floating cities are the way to go.

Bulletin

For any jewish minecraft players in the colony, please visit the server mc.nimania.net. They are a family-friendly server with a zero tolerance policy for racism and bigotry, including antisemitism, with a staff who actually holds by that, and enforces it very carefully. Thank you for your time. –Administrator

Right now they’re having some issues with the host, but keep an eye on their forums, www.nimania.net, for an update.

With all this Zionist Moon Colony stuff on my dash, I’m seriously thinking about writing at least some short stories about, like, generations of Jews centuries in the future who grew up in the Jewish colonies on various planets, moons, space stations, and even the odd asteroid-hopping nomadic group.

Don't forget us, living in the clouds of a lovely planet.

@zionistvenusiancolony 

@zionistsaturnoutpost

@zionistgenerationship

@zionistplutonianspacecolony

@zionisteuropakibbutz

I would like to convene a meeting of the Celestial Zionist Union regarding these Goyishe UN votes.

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We're here. It's not good, but didn't you guys at the moon already take the Temple Mount with you when you left?

Israel cannot onto council

What in the world?

@zionistmooncolony

They’re onto us!

Y’know, the fact that you can identify adherents of creed X who believe in Y doesn’t automatically mean that Y is part of X’s basic ideology. I know radical feminists who think the Moon landings were faked - that doesn’t make Moon-landing-trutherism a radical feminist doctrine.

I am a feminist and I know the moon landings were faked bc the moon isn’t real

@zionistmooncolony, they’re onto us! They figured out that the moon in orbit around Earth is just a projection (and the tides are just us messing with the goyim) ever since you moved it to Venus for safety.