a solitary pork cutlet

BG3: "So what are you going to think about to keep them out of your mind?"

Me, as I pick the option to think about how much I want to fuck Gale:

La Brava and Gentle's reappearance in recent chapters made me laugh like a dolphin on helium and got several "are you good?"s in my household

So, 1000/10

why does spotify call me out every year like this

also i did not know goblincore was a thing

"Jump in, the water is great! No Sharpedo watch today."

Penny: "You're telling me you two fought gigantic, deadly pokemon in the middle of nowhere for some sandwiches?"

Me: "I said I'm here for a good time, not that I was smart."

Arven: "Yeah, what they said."

Nemona: "And you left mE OUT?!"

Penny:

Clavell: "Arven you don't have enough credits to graduate."

Me, thinking of the classes I haven't finished:

Okay but did Pokemon Violet/Scarlet have to go so hard? I cried. And got the sniffles during the end credits with that SONG. 🥺

My Overwatch 2 career peaked when I, a humble Kiriko main, immediately ended Reapers ult by throwing a kunai in his face, ugly laughing as I continued being a menace of a healer.

Me, ten seconds into watching Ohara’s Rocks D. Xebec theory:

I am a broken woman

The fact Elektross is going to be BACK IN POKÉMON SCARLET AND VIOLET IS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW