away from keyboard

JESUS

when you see someone cute in a bakery

A picture just made from Shia Labeoufs…

They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.

This is respectable meme usage

JESUS

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

seriously go sasha 

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

My face when the Dairy Queen worker flips my blizzard upside down