Hi :)

um that’s u’re* not ur

i would hit my brother in the face with a spinning heel kick for sixty bucks

person who made this doesn’t have siblings

i was talking to my brother about something one day and i had the hiccups but then started to cough and well that led to me falling on the floor choking. i mean i could not stop choking ok. and he sat there LAUGHING with LEGIT TEARS in his eyes pointing. i lived obviously but afterwards he said it was the funniest thing ever to see me almost choke to death.

anyways i love him with all my heart but i’d honestly kick him in the head for a small fry from mcdonalds.

yixing ♡

when you realize strawberries aren’t berries but bananas are and you’ve been lied to your whole life. yet again

Raspberries aren’t either. But kiwi and pumpkin are. 😑

Why must y'all do this, let me live in ignorance

^ literally

Also, watermelon is not a fruit. Its actually a vegetable. It belongs in the cucumber and squash family

I am so tired

I have learned Too Much

Pumpkin isn’t a squash?

Okay I’m intruding bc I am a Botanist and I am Upset:

Bananas are berries: confirmed. Strawberries not actually berries: confirmed. They are aggregates of achenes on a fleshy receptacle. Raspberries aren’t berries: not entirely. Aggregates of drupes (single-seeded berries). Kiwis are berries: confirmed. Pumpkins are berries: false! They are pepos, diagnostic of their family, the Cucurbitaceae. Watermelon is not a fruit: SUPER FALSE. They contain seeds, they are fruit. They are also pepos and are related closely to pumpkins. Squashes, gourds, cucumbers, melons, pumpkins are all fruits, all pepos, all in the Cucurbitaceae.

I’m less upset now bye

plant geek tumblr has saved us all

same

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

when taehyung sneezes™

always in sync 

just shots of vmin (for anon)

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.